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the truth about marines
Posted by: Sarah on May 2, 2004 @ 8:21 pm
| A young boy is taking a shit in a public bathroom one day,when a marine entered the bathroom.The marine ,all dressed in his dress blue’s, shiny shoes,white hat walked up to the little boy to say hi.. the marine said to the little boy"hey guy want to hold my hat"? the boy replies with"why yes i do marine" so the marine gives the boy his hat then walks away to tend his own business. A few minutes later an AIR born Ranger walks in in his tan beret,jump wings, jump boots,and ranger tags. just all decked out. he sees the little boy holding the marine hat so he walks over to the boy. the ranger then asks the little boy"hey guy want to blow me"?? the little boy replies"oh no sir i’m just a little boy not a real marine" |
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mark on May 11, 2004 @ 6:14 pm |
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this joke is an insult to the USMC you should be ashamed |
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chasity on May 12, 2004 @ 3:03 pm |
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im sorry but that was just wrong, you shouldnt make fun of people who fight for you and everyone else in this country. that was wrong or just plan disrepectful |
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Mountain Infantry on May 13, 2004 @ 11:39 pm |
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Oh get over it. This is a funny joke. Inter service jokes are the best. |
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co2van on May 19, 2004 @ 12:03 pm |
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The whole point to the joke is that its a soldier pickin’ on a jarhead. Being a soldier myself, I can tell you that it’s somethin’ that me and a marine would do sittin’ around exchanging insults with each other, that’s why it’s funny. If you haven’t ever been in the service, one could understand why you might not understand that this "interservice rivalry" is humorous to us. |
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DennisTMenace on May 24, 2004 @ 11:29 pm |
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I’ve never been in the service but because I have family members that have fought in WWII, Korea, Vietnam and Iraq, I am aware of the friendly rivalry between the branches of service. Hell, I’ve heard some of these soldiers drink and tell jokes. Sometimes the jokes are about the other branches of service. I figure if people cannot deal with jokes, irregardless of the nature, they should not be looking at them. It seems to me like there are just too many thin-skinned people nowadays. Deal with reality or avoid it. But don’t condemn people who appreciate humor. |
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DennisTMenace on May 24, 2004 @ 11:46 pm |
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Just an addition to my response. My nephew, a Marine is in Iraq. I send him jokes every day. The jokes cover a lot of ground, including the friendly rivalry between the services. I’ve sent these jokes to him since he has been in Iraq. He did not arrive in Iraq until they shipped him out of Afghanistan. The few times he can respond via email, he keeps requesting that I keep the jokes coming as him and his fellow Marines and friends need the humor. He has made comments like, "we look forward to your daily jokes and updates about home. Keep ’em coming." "Thanks Uncle Dennis."
So please people, don’t be concerned about correctness right now. Think about those soldiers fighting for our freedom. I think if I had to worry about my personal safety 24 hours each and every day, a joke would help.
Thanks to every soldier that is fighting for my freedom!
DennisTMenace |
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DennisTMenace on May 24, 2004 @ 11:51 pm |
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I will say this is a bad joke. Maybe even sick. But that’s America. Try telling a joke about the military to your neighbor in Iraq and see how long you live. |
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Jarhead on May 26, 2004 @ 6:36 pm |
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that joke must have been submitted by an army PUKE who took a break from raping tied up Iraqi prisoners! |
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91wARMY on May 28, 2004 @ 12:38 am |
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I think this joke is funny poor jar heads |
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Air_borne_Ranger on June 11, 2004 @ 11:28 pm |
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thid quite possibly the funniest joke i have ever heard. I hope ever marine in the corps reads this to see what they really are. |
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marine 7 on June 24, 2004 @ 12:43 am |
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fuck you, u army bitches need to stop raping prisoners and start fighting |
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Samantha on June 24, 2004 @ 8:41 pm |
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haha Suck it up it was funny |
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Just ME on June 25, 2004 @ 8:24 pm |
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The comments are more funnier than the Joke!!!!! |
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Kozmo on June 30, 2004 @ 5:49 pm |
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Well I am a former Army Ranger and am Married to a former Marine. shit half of the wonderful relationship we have is telling jokes about other branches and crackin on one another. Try standing around a Marine Recon, Army Ranger, AF PJ, Navy Seal or even a Coast Guard soldier and give em shit and prepare to take bets as to which will kick your ass first. We are all a band of brothers in the end. Lighten up you thin skins, I am also ashamed of those taking this so serious posting comments calling marines dumb etc, and you sorry excuses of soldiers who out of spite rather than humor slam your fellow brothers, you need a checkup from the neck up. I am shot up and disabled why are you not over there rather than spouting off here? Maybe you never served in the Spec Ops where you have Seals, Force Recon, Rangers, Delta and PJ’s all on the same Team sharing the same goals. |
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englishman on July 1, 2004 @ 9:25 pm |
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my god you yankers do get a bit serious ...its just a joke ,have a day off and enjoy it.. some of you need to calm down about the raping comments its not like thats what every soldier is doing.....also calm down on the fighting for freedom bullshit , the war is in Iraq not on your doorsteps, ok so 9/11 happened ,you should try putting up with the IRA for the last thirty years trying to blow up your local bar! then talk about freedom and security you self isolative bunch of honkies, what happened to all the indians hey! you bunch of nomads! ha ha GOD BLESS AMERICA....and no one else. |
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USMC on July 8, 2004 @ 3:59 pm |
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You bunch of Squids are sick.
Everyone knows only sailers blow the horn! |
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Crazy Redneck chic on July 16, 2004 @ 6:46 pm |
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i hope you get your ass kicked or shot and i hope that my boyfriend is the one to do it. Trust me he wont miss being that hes a sniper |
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REal MARINE on July 29, 2004 @ 6:41 pm |
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yoU PEOPLE WHATEVER! YOU ALL HAVE NO CLUE! I LOOK AT YOUR COMMENTS AND THINK LITTLE KIDS PLEASE STOP FIGHTING WHATEVER. IM LIVING AS A MARINE AND I WILL DIE AS ONE. WHILE THE WHOLE WORLD WILL WONDER ’" WHAT IT IS LIKE TO BE A MARINE" HMMM SO TALK ALL YOU WANT BUT YOU’LL NEVER KNOW |
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Randy Roloson on July 30, 2004 @ 7:23 pm |
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your joke the truth about the marines joke is bull crap i like the marines and they could kick the shit out of you any day |
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Anne on July 31, 2004 @ 5:43 pm |
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Ha ha, Americans that is so you! It’s a joke, it’s just a joke... Here in Europe we would just laugh, not start picking on each other! |
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Not ARmy on August 2, 2004 @ 3:39 pm |
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y do u army people spend so much time think of jokes and raping little iraq prisoner ? pick up a damn weapon and do sumthing we know the Marines can fight all of iraq, but ur getting paid to fight so do it! |
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Arty. Marine on August 13, 2004 @ 5:28 pm |
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We Americans may be "picking on each other", but if you think about the rivalry its the fuel that feeds the fire and pushes other services. At least thats how it is in the Marine Corps, I know I wont let no Army Arty best me. If we just laugh at jokes so degradeing as this then it would make us weak. BEST IN THE U.S. , AND THE U.S. IS THE BEST OORAH!!! |
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Crystal on August 17, 2004 @ 11:00 am |
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I think whoever wrote this joke is a coward. Marines work hard to protect our future and you are so bored with your pathetic life that you have to throw off on people who actually succeed. I know alot about the Marines because I have been dating a Marine for the past two years. He is a loving individual who is devoted to his counrty and his duties as a Marine. I respect him. Look around, where is your life going? Who the hell respects you? OH wait! NOONE because you have to write ignorant criticism to get attention... |
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Kim on August 26, 2004 @ 7:58 am |
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ok this was a good joke to al the people who poted comments the thing about a joke is its funny and ya know what, i have my friends over in iraq right now,, 3 are marines and 2 are army. they ask me every day tell more jokes. I told them this one but switched the ranger and just said Army guy. the MARINE loved it he got all his buddies to read it and they loved it,, Yes it looks down ona our men and women that are over there but its a JOKE calm down.. |
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CHRIS on August 26, 2004 @ 4:20 pm |
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THAT JOKE WAS VERY RUDE I AM A MARINE AND I DO ALOT FOR PEOPLE WHILE BEING OVER SEAS AND TO THINK THAT WHY WE ARE OVER THERE AT WAR PEOPLE ARE MAKING JOKES ABOUT US |
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ace on August 31, 2004 @ 5:56 pm |
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hahahah yeah right i would love to see a army guy walk up to a Marine and tell him to suck his dick. and then watch the the Marine beating the liveing shit out of him |
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pfc akin on September 1, 2004 @ 6:40 pm |
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Lighten up. I’m a marine, a pog, but still a marine. I’m proud to be one too. My best friend is 82nd Airborne army we talk shit all the time to each other. I have family whos been in all branches of the services, sometimes more than one. It is just a joke. Yes it’s meant to piss people off. You could easily switch the soldier and Marine around in the joke, it has probably been done. Laugh it off suck it up and start thinking of other jokes to put the stupid army bastards in their place. |
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FormerRecon on September 7, 2004 @ 4:50 pm |
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Listen up... I just finished my second tour in Iraq.... I was a Corporal of Marines serving
with the First Reconnaissance Bn... 33 area Camp Pendleton, Ca... Having been to both
US Army Airborne and Ranger schools I know a little something about both branches of
our service... Everyone plays a different role in a big game of chess... Every unit brings
different capabilities to the table... Wether you jump out of planes to get to where you
fight, or ride in amtracs or humvees... One thing is the same... US Army, US Marines... I
know some dumb ass Marines.... I also know some dumb ass Soldiers... What really gets
under my skin is the ignorance in which inter-service jokes are told... This joke is
extremely funny... I laughed hitsterically... The people who talk down on my fellow
brothers in arms without any idea of what they are talking about... So to sum up.... Give it
up.. Make fun of eachother but not in a way that breeds hate and malcontent....
Everyone..... |
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Flong on September 12, 2004 @ 1:21 am |
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That joke did its purpose. It made me grin. Its humore people...not a stance one issues. Lighten up and stop being so danged PC |
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USMC is the shit on September 12, 2004 @ 10:15 pm |
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Army army where you at your not a french painter so whats with the hat. USMC guys feel free to use that as a run cadence I do and its hilarious.
siemper fi |
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jimmy on September 25, 2004 @ 3:08 am |
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that is really crushale..i am a marine man..thats no funny..i hop u burn in hell for that one..damn kdidsthese days... |
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omg on September 29, 2004 @ 10:06 pm |
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"damn kdidsthese days" when you’re the one saying burn in hell? |
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Nate on October 7, 2004 @ 9:08 am |
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You are all fucking morons. Its a fucking JOKE. Get over it. No wonder the rest of the world hates americans. You are all assholes. There will no doubt be 20 people after me posting how great the US is and I should go kill myself or whatever. Blah Blah Blah. If you can’t take a fucking joke then you are the one that needs your ass beat. Like Lcpl. John Hardison "Come find me in 29 Palms". You need to fucking relax. You are a fucking moron. I would love to look you up and beat your ass, what a dickhead. No one cares who can beat up who. Well my dad can beat up your dad. I know many marines and they can all take a joke. If you can’t, then get over it and quit posting stupid ass comments that make every american look like an idiot. |
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MARINESWIFE26 on October 9, 2004 @ 12:30 am |
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a jokes a joke.i enjoy a good joke.this joke is extremely offensive to me.i am very proud of my marine.i am proudof all our military.marines are a select group of people with a feirce pride.and even though all of u soldiers and seamen and pilots are awesome,you can not sit there and deny that the marines are the most elite fighting force in the world.you know its true.read your newspaper.the marines are feared worldwide.they are the BEST. thats why they are the few and the proud.dont be jealous.be honored that u have those devildogs on your side!!!!!!!!!!! SEMPER FI |
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Notsomuch on October 15, 2004 @ 7:28 am |
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Marines are not elite. They are cannon fodder. Morons that have something to prove so they join the marines so everyone will think they are a badass. Any moron can carry and shoot a rifle. |
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this is my world on October 17, 2004 @ 11:19 am |
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sara i am going to find you andbeat you up
so up that your going to be drinking from a
straw |
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USSoldier on October 20, 2004 @ 8:45 pm |
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The military is one giant family. The Marines and Navy being siblings, and the Army and Air Force are cousins. It’s natural to make fun of each other. We all can take a joke. When it comes down to it we’re blood, we’re family. |
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AirborneRangerHooah on October 21, 2004 @ 1:58 am |
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Spoken like a true bunch of civilians "this jokes wrong, it’s offensive" blah bah blah. Fuck that, I’m airborne and I say this joke is funny as hell. Sure we joke on the Marines and all, but we’re fighting on the same side. Get the sand out of your vaginas and take it as a joke. |
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travis on October 23, 2004 @ 9:15 pm |
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thats fucked up
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M.O.M. on October 25, 2004 @ 8:45 am |
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I feel sorry for you if you think this joke is funny! It’s close to being sick! |
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Jack on November 7, 2004 @ 4:07 pm |
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I’ve heard that Marines are really, really, really dumb, and most members of other armed services sigh whenever they are mentioned. I’ve also heard that the USMC goes out of its way to pick up the biggest, dumbest, most emotionally disturbed kids it can get its hands on; the dropouts and the rejects.
However a few smart guys join in as well because they know that in a sea of stupidity, they can easily rise to the top. |
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Desert Dawg-USMC on November 22, 2004 @ 10:01 pm |
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When I was in Saudi during Desert Storm, there was an Army MP Company across the way and one of those guy’s was demonstrating how effective the Flack Jacket was by jumping on a live grenade, needless to say, the dumbass is no longer alive. |
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Pugsly on November 30, 2004 @ 11:45 am |
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Semper Fi, Do or Die, Naughty Jokes Make the Marine Corps Cry!!!!!!!!! |
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Peter-USN on November 30, 2004 @ 9:30 pm |
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Hey, what’s the big deal???? If you can’t take a joke; then you’re in really SAD shape |
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arquettelr on December 2, 2004 @ 1:07 pm |
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im in iraq now, in the marines and i don’t mind the joke |
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sweetness on December 4, 2004 @ 1:47 pm |
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thats was hot..lol |
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sweetness on December 5, 2004 @ 12:17 pm |
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i think anyone in the forces r hot |
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eric on December 10, 2004 @ 6:16 pm |
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i’d like to see someone say this joke to a marines face, especially an army pussy, u’d get
ur ass kicked from here to iraq |
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once a marine on December 25, 2004 @ 7:49 pm |
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notsomuch ..... your missing the point.. Marines are a loyal special breed of brothers that
some asswhipes dont understand I would love to Put you on the footprints at MCRD and
watch your ass tweak out. Thank God for Murphys pub... oh yea phuc ya notsomuch!
candy punk |
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once a marine on December 25, 2004 @ 7:49 pm |
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notsomuch ..... your missing the point.. Marines are a loyal special breed of brothers that
some asswhipes dont understand I would love to Put you on the footprints at MCRD and
watch your ass tweak out. Thank God for Murphys pub... oh yea phuc ya notsomuch!
candy punk |
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usmc-29palms on December 27, 2004 @ 8:53 pm |
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I dont mind the joke, its that one air force pussy that had a comment. The only reason he dosent like marines is because every time he ran into one, he got his ass beat and his women taken away. You dont have any room to talk fly boy, why didnt you join a real branch? |
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mike on January 11, 2005 @ 4:11 am |
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I spent 12 years in the US Army and I would say that it cutts pretty much to the truth thats why the navy has marines on ship sheep are to high profile, |
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MARINE on January 16, 2005 @ 1:15 pm |
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HA WAT DICK DO THEY HAVE ?? NONE.............THAT IS SHIT B/C THE ARMY, NAVY, AND AIR FORCE ARN’T NOTHING BUT GOAT FUCKERS...........THAT WISH THEY WERE MARINES |
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Dude on January 18, 2005 @ 6:08 am |
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My ass hurts when ever i watch the news |
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female marine on February 25, 2005 @ 2:24 am |
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All you military folk: OORAH keep up the fight...fuck the stupid civilians who don’t know shit about military life. |
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MGF on March 5, 2005 @ 11:49 am |
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The marines are better than any other branch of the military. the reason all you other branches feel the need to make fun is because you all wish you could be marines. the few, the proud, the rest are worthless. |
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Tia on March 9, 2005 @ 12:04 am |
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I thought that this jokes is really funny, my dad is in the Army and his good friend is in the Marines and they always pick about each others position in the military. So this was really funny to me. If they don’t have problems with it why should anyone else. |
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serdar on April 9, 2005 @ 10:19 am |
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you are silly, the marine corps defend a country, a nation, people. they go on the battlefield for their country and you joke about them...... i fuck you ! |
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Luiz on April 30, 2005 @ 3:50 am |
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I know what kind of person you are.You are a female who has no idea what it takes to become a marine.
"I wish you one day,to get gang-raped by U.S Marines and then get cutt and bleed and then get shot in the head by a rifleman.I wish your family death you damn communist.you are probably a fat ass middle aged woman who always protests on the war and you are a soldier hater.you sit in front of your computer and talk shit about the men risking their lives,you probably have a son who tried to join the marines but got rejected because he is too fat and stupid." |
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ARMY on June 14, 2005 @ 11:21 am |
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alright MGF, if the rest are worthless we’ll let you marines win a war by yourself. That shit aint happening. I respect marines, you should have common repect for other services as well. |
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bla on June 15, 2005 @ 4:39 am |
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blablabla haha get a life |
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