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Fishing
Posted by: C/CPO Burgess on June 6, 2004 @ 6:26 pm
| One day, a General in the Air Force, General in the Marine Corps, and a Admiral in the Navy were fishing. They were going along having a good time with their rods and two ice chest of beer. Finally, the Admiral stood up and said "the CNO says I need to piss." So he stood up stepped out of the boat and walked on water to the shore. He pissed and walked back. A couple minutes later, the Air Force General said that the Chief of the Air Force told him to go take a piss. He stood up, stepped out of the boat, walked to shore on the water. He relieved himself and walked back. Now, the General in the Marines Corps was amazed. "Surly if these two assholes can walk on water, I can too." So he stood up, put his foot outside of the boat and fell right into the water. The Air Force General looked at the Admiral. The Admiral said, "I think we need to tell him were the rocks are next time." |
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| From: |
sinpenn on July 18, 2004 @ 4:10 pm |
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C. N. O .....Chief of Naval Operations....CNO |
| From: |
walls on October 6, 2004 @ 4:15 pm |
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does that mean the marines are dumb |
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iluvmymarine on October 15, 2004 @ 1:23 am |
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it takes a good marine to look like an ass and not care |
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Female Marine on December 10, 2004 @ 9:02 pm |
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The joke was pretty good. I think it’s great how you were able to pull of this joke in a clean and non offensive manner. |
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MARINE on January 16, 2005 @ 1:09 pm |
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NO YOU STUPID FUCKER IT DOESN’T MEAN MARINES ARE STUPID IT MEANS THEY DON’T TALK SHORT CUTS LIKE THE AIR FORCE AND NAVY |
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paratrooper on January 16, 2005 @ 9:07 pm |
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marines = naval infantry |
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Drew on January 30, 2005 @ 1:51 pm |
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Paratrooper....I see you have some highly built up anger/jealousy manifestations towards Marines. Did you make it all the way through big bad jump school and someone ask you why you didnt just go all out and join the Corps? Go home and spank it imagining yourself in some Dress Blues. Paratroopers are one step up on the Poon Tang scale Hua! |
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Drew on January 30, 2005 @ 1:52 pm |
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Funny joke by the way. |
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HEY Female Marine on February 15, 2005 @ 7:25 pm |
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what do you call a female marine with only 1 STD
a boot |
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soldier10 on February 15, 2005 @ 7:27 pm |
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drew you dont know ass about ass
u realize that marines go to army jump school ????
and evry other school just about |
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hey marine on February 24, 2005 @ 9:45 pm |
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i think your spelling speaks 4 itself
TALK SHORT CUTS LIK THE AIR FORSE AND NAVY |
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usmc on February 28, 2005 @ 4:49 pm |
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Dude he misspelled take you asswipe misspelled like and force |
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