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Marine’s & Bananas
Posted by: HT2 Miller on August 27, 2004 @ 4:07 pm
Q. What do Marines and Bananas have in common?
A. Thay bolth start out green then turn yellow and die in bunches.....
Oh no that was horrible you cant say that ha ha ha |
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M.O.M. on October 20, 2004 @ 12:21 am |
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So I see you don’t know any Marines!! Not a very good joke! |
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Barkerj72 on November 1, 2004 @ 8:53 pm |
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you are so dumb if you toled that to a marine he would kill you |
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Marine's girl on November 11, 2004 @ 3:11 pm |
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Fuck you! My boyfriend is serving in Iraq...there’s nothing funny about brave men dying so IDIOTS LIKE YOU can sleep at night |
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MEG Nov 13, 04 on November 13, 2004 @ 10:23 am |
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Yeah that is a pretty horrible joke to be putting on a marine joke website. That was not funny at all. Just think if you had anyone you know that’s close in the Marines, you would think twice, haha- ur so NOT funny. |
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no name x marine on November 13, 2004 @ 5:02 pm |
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got to be sick this person should be taken out back kick the shit out of them and joke people should not have even put this in |
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no name x marine on November 13, 2004 @ 5:02 pm |
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got to be sick this person should be taken out back kick the shit out of them and joke people should not have even put this in |
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Aaron L on November 13, 2004 @ 11:19 pm |
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We all know that the Marine Corp is the toughest branch in the service. Most people could never make it through boot camp. At least if you are going to tell jokes about the Marine Corp, let us know what inferior branch of the service you are in. |
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Marine Dad on November 17, 2004 @ 1:11 am |
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FUCK YOU ASSHOLE! |
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TITO on November 21, 2004 @ 11:15 am |
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I AM A MARINE AND I HAVE HEARD WORSE JOKES ABOUT OTHER RACES AND OTHER BRANCHES OF SERVICE. IT’S FUNNY EXCEPT FOR THE YELLOW PART. |
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TITO on November 21, 2004 @ 11:15 am |
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I AM A MARINE AND I HAVE HEARD WORSE JOKES ABOUT OTHER RACES AND OTHER BRANCHES OF SERVICE. IT’S FUNNY EXCEPT FOR THE YELLOW PART. |
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TITO on November 21, 2004 @ 11:15 am |
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I AM A MARINE AND I HAVE HEARD WORSE JOKES ABOUT OTHER RACES AND OTHER BRANCHES OF SERVICE. IT’S FUNNY EXCEPT FOR THE YELLOW PART. |
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eastofdurango on November 30, 2004 @ 9:39 pm |
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To MARINE’S GIRL--BOMBING Iraq is NOT helping anyone in the US sleep at night. Get a
grip. |
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sweetness on December 4, 2004 @ 1:45 pm |
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i think the marines r hot..and that joke was stupied.. |
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SEMPER FI on December 5, 2004 @ 5:19 am |
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How many Marines does it take to light a bulb?
None. We aint scared of the dark. |
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Female Marine on December 10, 2004 @ 8:52 pm |
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That joke was stupid as hell. With all that’s been going on in Iraq a joke like that is just wrong to tell. My brothers and sisters are the finest human beings out there and you should remember that when telling a joke like that. Remember who allows you to be able to speak your mind so freely! To all you other marine supporters out there who set HT2 Miller straight, "Thank You". |
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Marine on December 15, 2004 @ 10:22 pm |
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I thought it wasn’t funny, not for everyone elses reason... just not witty enough for me. Needs like a corny catch phrase at the end... like "baddum!" I’m a Marine, I’m not offended... and for the people that are trying to speak for marines themselves and are not Marines... **** off. The hell you know? Yes though, this is pretty much incorrect. Were brave... and insane. ^^ |
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nathan on December 16, 2004 @ 10:42 am |
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that joke sucks ass |
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marine from 3D AABN on December 20, 2004 @ 12:22 pm |
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All right sailor boy, Maybe you should start paying more attention. Marines have a tendency to kill in bunches not die in them. Now stop with the shity jokes and start doing your job. Shipping marines to the fight |
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Xmarine gfX on December 22, 2004 @ 11:34 pm |
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That was the sickest joke I have ever heard! My bf is currently serving his time in Iraq so you can be a jackass and post that!?!?! I think not! Get a clue, and learn to watch what you say! grr some people are so flippin insensitive!! |
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LCpLDMsFiance on December 22, 2004 @ 11:42 pm |
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Are you fucked up?? What kind of a sick ass joke is that!! Whatever resentment you feel towards the Marines is your own shit that you have to deal with - how DARE you insult someone like that whos sacrificing their lives so you have the fucking right to say stupid shit like that! God you know what, take it somewhere else, or we can fucking take it outside |
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wounded in action Ma on December 24, 2004 @ 11:48 am |
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Fuck You Jack Ass |
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marines suck on December 27, 2004 @ 12:25 am |
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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
HOW TRUE . MOST MARINES ARE YELLOW |
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907 on December 28, 2004 @ 9:10 pm |
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YOUR JOKE SUCKS LIKE HOW THE MARINERS PLAY [A$$]MY BAD I MEAN BASE BALLS |
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shut up everyone on January 11, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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you all sound like a bunch of fucking babies, the joke was aveage.
"some people are just so sensitive"-eminem
who gives a fuck about what marines sacrifice, you sensitive ass people act like they
don’t get paid to go shoot innocent people. i don’t give a fuck about someone reasons to
join the military. i joined for a paycheck and college money, other people join out of
stupid pride for a country that sends them to a bullshit war. ie-vietnam and iraq today. if i
was a marine i would get the fuck out now, i feel sorry for the marines that have to come
to grips with themselves, most of them are no different they their fathers who fought in
vietnam, both war were caused by asshole republicans who wanted to selling weapons,
at the tax payers expense. if you feel so much respect for the marines, tell fucking
G.Dubya to bring him home
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iliuta on January 13, 2005 @ 7:32 pm |
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Y’all a FAR too serious about this. This is a JOKE website. JOKE--get it? |
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Big Evil Marine on January 14, 2005 @ 9:07 am |
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I think that joke was just out of hatred because someone couldn’ t make it
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SGT. R.Stevens on January 14, 2005 @ 9:10 am |
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The National Science Foundation announced the following study results on U.S. military recreation preferences:
1. Sport of choice for Marines: bowling.
2. Sport of choice for Sailors: football.
3. Sport of choice for Soldiers: baseball.
4. Sport of choice for Coast Guardsmen: tennis.
5. Sport of choice for Airmen: golf.
Notice how the farther down the list you go, the smaller their balls get.
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MARINE on January 16, 2005 @ 1:02 pm |
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YOU SHOULD GET YOUR ASS KICKED FOR THAT BUDDY WE WORK OUR ASS OF TO PROTECT YOU! YEAH SOME OF US MAY DIE BUT ITS B/C WE’RE FIGHTERS UN PREPARED AT THE TIME......YOU KNOW MARINES DIE BUT THE CORE LIVES FOREVER! SO YOU CAN TAKE THAT SHIT AND LEAVE |
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Paratrooper on January 16, 2005 @ 9:05 pm |
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what would have happened if the Japanese had Tiger tanks or the MG 42? |
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Marine Sister on January 25, 2005 @ 10:24 pm |
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This joke is totally degrading the entire Marine Corps. To all of you who think that joining the military, even the Marines for that matter, is a waste, take a look at what you have. Take a look at all the freedoms and rights you have as a result of the poudly fighting men and women that have and are serving. Although the branches are divided, the men and women are all brought together as a family to protect our country. Anyone that feels as though they have no respect for them probably didnt have the balls to join themselves. |
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Marine on January 27, 2005 @ 8:02 pm |
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I am a Marine, and if you ever had the balls to tell me that I would end your fucking life. I understand that you are most likely in the Army. That would just prove that you are a worthless piece of shit. I would live to get a hold of you, and kill your entire family. Fuck you pussy. |
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marine girlfriend on January 28, 2005 @ 2:18 am |
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ARMY- Aint Ready to be a Marine Yet--My boyfriend is a marine and that is his favorite saying.. That was a stupid joke idiot... Thank you to all the armed forces fighting for our country & our freedom!! You guys (&girls:) ) are awesome!! |
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Drew USMC on January 30, 2005 @ 1:16 am |
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As for the LCPL LDM’s fiance’, if how tough a lady you have to be to marry a Marine doesnt say anything, I dont know what does. Ooh Rah girl!!! I’d bet my thousand that she’d whip that guys ass. The joke really wasnt that offensive, or funny for that matter, but the Shut Everyone Up Guy is whose life I’d like to end out of the whole bunch and who I’d like to address. Let me just try a shot at describing you from what you wrote..... ///// |
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Drew Cont. on January 30, 2005 @ 1:17 am |
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You consider yourself artistic and loveable. You believe world peace could easily be achieved if there were more people like yourself out there. If put in a life or death situation where it was you or the other guy trying to kill you, you would give unto him and feel you had made a morally valid choice doing so. You have a disdain for hatemongers in the military, especially the guys you knew from high school that became Marines. Maybe it was a little hazing you never got past, maybe it was jealousy over popularity and girls you could only dream of laying alone in bed at night. Maybe it was simply because you couldnt overcome the anger you felt when you didnt get one vote for Prom King as you watched a more charming, better looking, more athletic kid walk off the stage with the crown only to trade it for an Eight Point camo cover. |
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Drew cont. on January 30, 2005 @ 1:17 am |
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When the local recruiters nicely tried to usher you out of their office, did you feel weak and inferior? You just were asking directions to the local video game store, why wouldnt they hardly talk to you? When John Kerry lost the election, did you cry out of frustration? Did you get even more angry at how helpless you felt and try to anger yourself into stopping the tears? Punching the floor and wondering what Michael Moore was doing to change the outlook of the stupid majority of the rest of your citizens, you probably made up your mind that you had had it with Marines, and military alike. Why do they insist on making you feel this way? How can anyone legitimize men who get payed to kill?....... ///// |
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Drew cont. on January 30, 2005 @ 1:18 am |
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Well son, hows my aim? I think whether you’d like to admit it or not, you know how unnervingly close I am. There is a reason that men like us get payed to go fight, be that it may not very much. We are payed for our duties because were we to do what we do for free, which 99% of Marines would do if asked of them, men(I use that term loosely) like you would not support our wives and children back home while we are off doing what you could not. For over 200 years, we have been keeping the big bad wolf away from the front door without complaint or ingratitudes. Only with knowledge that God made the strong and the weak and what we should do for each other remains unto us. We as your Military/Police/Firefighters/EMT’s have chosen to aid and protect you. You have chosen to snap at the weathered hands that keep you from harm and bear burdens you cannot. You are welcome. |
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DevilDoc on January 30, 2005 @ 1:27 am |
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Ooh Rah Devil dog, couldnt have worded it anybetter myself. |
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USMC Rocks on February 5, 2005 @ 10:19 pm |
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tell that to a marine and see what happens you fucking dumbass ...grrr |
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pandafox04 on February 21, 2005 @ 5:48 am |
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Marines wear dress blues... they have the nicest uniform on this panet so shove that joke up your butt. |
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hey on February 22, 2005 @ 10:00 pm |
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although their sets of uniforms are well mantained and fancy the only thing that matters is the fighting spirit and is think that the marines have a better fighting spirit in the military or that of any other countries service ..maybe except the royal marines and you HT2 miller you fucking squid at least the marines have the courage and tenacity to see the man that they kill and thats alot harder to look him in the eyes and shoot then it is to be a a naval vessel and flip a switch from complete safety thousands of miles away so go gobble your chiefs knob
and i always thought i wouldnt get involved in these conversation |
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lol its true on February 24, 2005 @ 10:08 pm |
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lol its true
i mean look at wake island........ all of them died and nothing to show 4 it........
and iwo jima.........its a 50 acre island, the navy bombed it for like a week...... and all uhad to do is raise a flag.......but u lost a shitload of people doing that too
at least it made a good postcard, thousands of marine’s lives-postcard
its a good trade.
ohhhhhhh and khe saun..... u idiots painted yourselves into a corner with napalm and the army’s calvary had to come get your asses
isnt amphibious capabilities all u idiots got and they went out with bell bottoms
lol the biggest invasion of that type u idiots didnt even make(D-DAY) lol
go kill yourselves in advance
your all a waste of oxygen |
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Cpl of Marines on February 25, 2005 @ 2:46 am |
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First of all if you are not in a service, shut the fuck up. Secondly if you are a civilian dating a marine, shut the fuck up. Thirdly if you’re in the Air Force, shut the fuck up! |
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Cpl of Marines on February 25, 2005 @ 2:51 am |
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Were you at Wake Island, Iwo Jima, Khe Saun...I don’t think so. Besides, any military member willing to die for their country is never "nothing". I have to agree with the marine who stated the jokes just not witty enough, it’s really quite juvenile. |
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son of a marine on February 28, 2005 @ 6:51 pm |
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ohhhhhhh, and the one about wake island fuck u and ur little GI jo army men |
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NavyHighlander on March 7, 2005 @ 6:00 am |
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Even I thought that was stupid |
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Civilian on March 18, 2005 @ 9:44 pm |
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This joke is stupid |
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Gotta love marines on March 23, 2005 @ 10:17 am |
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stay safe sleep with a marine |
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Doc on March 29, 2005 @ 5:46 pm |
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Jokes like that are only good if your talking to your friends and your friend Marines. any body else will think your an Idiot or insensitive. |
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Marines Property on April 13, 2005 @ 12:13 pm |
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I heard the same joke and it was about Soldiers i.e. Army . It was alot funnier . My Fiance would agree if he wasn’t in Iraq saving the Army’s ass’ |
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*Marine Girlfriend* on April 24, 2005 @ 12:01 am |
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What part of that joke was SUPPOSED to be funny? I guess that you don’t have any of your close friends or family who is a Marine, or you wouldn’t be saying that! I would think twice maybe three times before you ever walk up to a Marine and say that joke to them because the only one who would be laughing is the Marine after he kicks your ASS for saying something like that. It is the brave men and women who are fighting for the country that you live in .. so advice to you, I would shut the fuck up and give them all the RESPECT that they deserve! |
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gunnry sargent hnson on June 26, 2005 @ 4:02 am |
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i didn’t become a marine sniper getting shao at to stop the war on terrsiom to be trash talked by some punkm ass bitch like you. |
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gunnry sargent hnson on June 26, 2005 @ 4:07 am |
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i didn’t become a marine sniper getting shao at to stop the war on terrsiom to be trash talked by some punkm ass bitch like you. |
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private jenson on June 26, 2005 @ 4:09 am |
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if i ever find you your death will be long and painful. i seen my buddies get killed right beside me i watched women and children burned to death so you have no right to be disrespecting us while you little pussies sit home and drink beer and watch porn! |
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entire force recon 7 on June 26, 2005 @ 4:12 am |
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when we find you you will wish that what ever gave that ideal for a jopke was never thought. we don’t just go out to war and die to be dirspected. so you better watch your god damn mouth!! |
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cupcake boy on June 28, 2005 @ 4:51 am |
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To PRIVATE JENSEN, all five foot 8, 132 lbs. of you
I thought that’s what you big sweaty studs were fighting for, lil’ cupcake boys like me who love porn and Belgian beer, so when the war is over you can come back and wrap me up in your gangly lil’ arms and gently caress my balls at a medium pace.
Don’t worry soldier boy all of us cupcake boys will be waiting for you when you get back, killer, RRRREOOOOWW!
Just one question before we hook-up big boy...are you safe..are you Peurto Rican?
Strawberry kisses big boy! |
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