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Marine vs. Nuns
Posted by: IrishShocker on September 22, 2004 @ 6:27 am

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Three Marines are sitting in their local bar getting hammered. They close down the bar. By the time they are kicked out they are just smashed. So the walk out side and as the leave a nun just so happens to be walking by. One of the Marines starts to become pissed off. He then runs over to the nun and takes her down. He gets one good solid punch in before his other two marine friends pull him off. Once they get him up on his feet, he yells out, "ha ha, told you your not as tough as a marine Batman!!"


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From: marineswife26 on October 9, 2004 @ 12:03 am
Comment: hardee har har

From: MARIE CARTER on October 12, 2004 @ 6:26 am
Comment: DONT GET IT

From: USMC WIFE71604 on October 12, 2004 @ 6:03 pm
Comment: HA HA HA :-l

From: iluvmymarine on October 15, 2004 @ 1:24 am
Comment: seeing as how that probably actually happend makes it funny

From: Hey marineswife26 on October 15, 2004 @ 7:35 am
Comment: you are a fucking retard.

From: the animal on October 17, 2004 @ 11:00 am
Comment: that’s pretty crazy

From: marinesgrl83 on October 22, 2004 @ 12:40 am
Comment: That was fucking stupid as shit!

From: PFCBLACKWELLS_GIRL on October 27, 2004 @ 3:47 pm
Comment: Very cute

From: jim x marine on November 13, 2004 @ 4:54 pm
Comment: who wrote this shit is nuts tell the reat of the joke ass wipe

From: marine tobe20year on November 18, 2004 @ 10:38 am
Comment: I am catholic jackass

From: sweetness on December 4, 2004 @ 1:50 pm
Comment: thats was stupied eww..

From: marinewife0341 on December 24, 2004 @ 12:34 am
Comment: sounds like something a marine would do - oohrah

From: not motivated on January 30, 2005 @ 3:56 pm
Comment: I thought it was funny. Probably has happened at some point.

From: GO USMC on February 4, 2005 @ 7:31 pm
Comment: Hey fuckhead SEAL lover, most seals were marines. RETARD

From: marinesrcumdumpsters on February 9, 2005 @ 6:29 pm
Comment: any girl ( probably boy ) who would date a marine is probably a window licker.

From: marinesrcumdumpsters on February 9, 2005 @ 6:29 pm
Comment: any girl ( probably boy ) who would date a marine is probably a window licker.

From: afchick on February 14, 2005 @ 5:11 am
Comment: i thought it was funny... and easy does it with the sailor bashing.. mine is pretty damn hot in his dress blues, dress whites, coveralls, and utilities.

From: usmc on February 27, 2005 @ 9:47 pm
Comment: hey seal boy, i bet your not even a friggin seal so do us all a favor and shutup

From: AFHunk on March 2, 2005 @ 11:07 pm
Comment: Hey marines, why are you fighting with the seal? You’re all squids, just get along!

From: cody on March 5, 2005 @ 12:46 am
Comment: If it wasnt for Marines, there would be none of us so give marines respect....

From: LCPLC 030513@1645 on March 13, 2005 @ 2:58 am
Comment: OHH RAH!
I LOVE THE MARINE CORPS.
I GET MUCH LOVE FROM FRIENDS, FAMILLY AND STRANGERS. AND THATS ALL IT MATTERS.ALL THIS JOKES ARE FUNNY, BUT WHAT ELSE IS FUNNY IS THAT ALL THIS JOKES ARE WRITTEN BY COULDA, SHOULDA, WOULDA MARINES.
SEMPER-FI MARINES KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

From: Air Force grunt on June 29, 2005 @ 2:05 pm
Comment: Sound like something a "Jar Head" would do.

   
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