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marine trick
Posted by: marine4life on November 15, 2004 @ 0:37 am

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An enemy plattoon is walking down a street and a commanding officer yells out that theres a marine in the way. Then a higher ranked officer sends a squad to kill the marine. The marine then runs down into a ridge and and the squad follows. the officer hears screeming, then he see’s the marine pop out and brush himself off with only dust on himself. Seeing this the officer sends another group to kill the marine. once again he runs down into the ridge and reappeers after more screeming. The officer getting frustrated sends in all but the 2nd in command to kill the marine. once again the marine runs into the ridge and then a soldier comes out screeming and bloodied, the officers ask what happend. Then the soldier replys ITS A TRICK THERES TWO OF THEM!!!!!


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From: Pop on December 2, 2004 @ 10:30 pm
Comment: This joke is older than my grandma’s wooden bra.

From: Huh? on March 2, 2005 @ 10:52 pm
Comment: How do you run down into a ridge? A ridge being the spine of a hill. Do ya think maybe he ran behind a ridge? Maybe into a draw or ravine?
Oh, never mind, I didn’t see it said marine 4 life

   
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