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Not a Real Marine
Posted by: zz on December 30, 2004 @ 10:20 pm
| This little boy is standing in the men’s room. In walks a marine. The little boy asks the marine, "Are you a Marine?" The marine replies yes and asks why the little boy wants to know. The little boy said he had never worn a marine’s hat before and would like to try the marine’s hat on. While the marine is standing at the urinal, he hands his hat to the little boy. The little boy walks over in front of the mirror and starts salluting himself and smiling. Just then, a navy seaman walks in. The little boy looks up at him and asks, "Are you a Sailor?" The seaman says, yeah, why, do you want to have sex with me? The little boy replies, oh no, I’m not a real marine, I’m just wearing one’s hat. |
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Drew again. on January 29, 2005 @ 11:46 pm |
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Did you dumbfucks just take every Marine joke and swap your branch out of the punch line and put ours in? I would penis whip/pistol whip anyone of you little bitches across the face in person because an on-line site is the only place you would get away with talking shit about Marines without getting mudstomped you fucking pussies. |
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DevilDog on January 30, 2005 @ 9:59 pm |
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Fuck that. The navy be the one wanting to have sex with the Marines. Grow the fuck up peple. |
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af1243 on February 4, 2005 @ 4:51 pm |
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"The navy be the one wanting to have sex with Marines." Hmm. A marine who can’t speak english.... minority possibly? Go figure! Shouldn’t you be getting shot at or something jarhead? |
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GO USMC on February 4, 2005 @ 7:29 pm |
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FUCK YOU af1234. Who the fuck are you anyway, the leader of NAMBLA |
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caramel on February 14, 2005 @ 4:50 am |
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alright now kiddies, calm your horses. I am an Navy Brat, my best friend is a Marine Brat, and We are both in the Air Force. and we still think it’s funny. a joke is a joke... calm your horses. and af1243, you’re not doing any good by calling the jar head names. and atleast he really gets to play with guns. just becuase you got your certification in an m16 doesn’t mean you know anything. And if you’re just as good a Marine, feel free to go through thier boot camp at any time. You can have the same job in the marines as you do in the Air Force. And Marines.. just chill out. You chose bronze, not brains... GET OVER IT! oH AND MY BF IS IN THE NAVY... i know the girls they date are all just a coverup anyway |
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soldier10 on February 14, 2005 @ 7:44 pm |
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lol, fuck marines
most of you fuckers couldnt get in the navy or air force but u still talk shit
GLASS HOUSES MOTHERFUCKERS |
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cody on March 5, 2005 @ 12:43 am |
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Navy can suck my dick pussies |
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LcplGuz on March 6, 2005 @ 8:19 pm |
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I love how you can trash the Marine Corps only in print and not to our face....becasue you know that we would beat the shit out of you...I agree with the first comment.
" Did you dumbfucks just take every Marine joke and swap your branch out of the punch line and put ours in? I would penis whip/pistol whip anyone of you little bitches across the face in person because an on-line site is the only place you would get away with talking shit about Marines without getting mudstomped you fucking pussies. "
Ooh Rah! -One fucking proud female Marine!- |
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ANTI-USMC on March 31, 2005 @ 1:50 pm |
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All you bitches are fucking losers and need a fucking life. Why dont yall get up your sorry asses and do something rather than playing tag on these emails. Im in the marines and even though i think all other branches are nothing but pussies, theres a shitload of them in the marine corps as well, alright? get your heads out of your asses and quit this kiddie shit. i bet you all are e-3s n below arent you? fuckin losers, get out the military and make something of yourself rather than having to be told what to make of yourself in the military. |
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BIGDADDYKANE on March 31, 2005 @ 1:52 pm |
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aint that the truth antiusmc...ooh rah 2 dat |
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WTF on April 19, 2005 @ 1:06 am |
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LOL, get the fuck out of the Corp you whinning little bitch. Go make something of yourself and join an acredited group like the ACLU. Yeah, get your degree, make some money and bash your roots. Stupid fuck |
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go navy on April 19, 2005 @ 11:23 pm |
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actually i just got out of great lakes and talked shit to the maines in person but hey there is no reason to hate between serivcebeing in the navy...the marines are tough as shit and deserve respect but the jokes are all in good humor..i even laugh at sailor jokes cause face it we arent that tough...the only branch that is really un nessacery is the air force or should i say chair force....the navy has more aircraft and better trained pilots than the air force the only thing they have is the b-2 bomber... |
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damn on April 20, 2005 @ 9:14 pm |
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you micheal jackson mother fucker!
www.tourettesguy.com
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WITHHELD on May 17, 2005 @ 9:07 pm |
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i’ve been in the marine corps for over 4 years, and i have never met a more retarded buch of people in my life as marines. |
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Lady Marine on May 30, 2005 @ 5:54 pm |
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~Well aparently u havent met the Navy ~
for this comment- "i’ve been in the marine corps for over 4 years, and i have never met a more retarded buch of people in my life as marines."
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WONDERING on June 12, 2005 @ 9:09 pm |
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Why are you marines so defensive? Why can’t you talk without using the F. . . word? Do you think it makes you more tougher or manly? It’s really a ’turn off’ and discusting.
Why do you put down or bash all other branches of the service? Does it make you feel bigger or better? Why do you feel putting someone down all the time is necessary? Do you not have enough confidence in yourselves? For those of you marines that cuss, degrade and criticize others all the time really hurt the Real Marines that are Real Men and can treat others as they would like to be treated. |
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Old Fart. on June 20, 2005 @ 1:32 pm |
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I am older then dirt, I am so old that I fart dust. The greatest fighting men in the world are the US Marines, Navy, Army, Air Force and Coast Guard. I had an Uncle that won an Silver Star Marching with Patton across North Africa, Two Uncles that fought at Mid-way while in the Marines and My Dad was in the Army Air corps. I my self enjoyed the Gold Cost of Mississippi from 1964 – 1968 while stationed at Keesler AFB. I figure we were all in it together. Fuck the damn draft dodges and military haters. The rest of you guys are doing a great job. |
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