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Marine on Leave
Posted by: Bubblehead Squid on January 3, 2005 @ 3:35 pm
| A Marine is nearing the end of his leave and being only and E-3 wants to save a little money and decides to hitchhike back to base. While out on the road for a very short time an 18 wheeler pulls over. The Marine rushes up to the cab, opens the door and the driver asks where the Marine is headed. The driver tells him that he is going right through that area and he would be glad to give him a ride. The Marine says thanks and climbs in to the truck. After getting only 15 or so miles down the road the Marine is shocked when an Urangatan climbs out of the sleeper cab and sits between the driver and Marine. The driver then hits the ape right in the head and the ape starts giving the driver head. The Marines says: my god that is the freakiest thing i’ve ever seen. The driver says: wanna see it again? The Marine says: sure. The driver hits the ape again and the same thing happens all over again. Then the Marine says: wait till I tell the guys back on base about this!. The driver looks over at the Marine and says: you wanna give it a try? The Marine says: Okay, but do you have to hit me in the face? |
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| From: |
iliuta on January 13, 2005 @ 7:28 pm |
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I’ve heard this joke many times with different "hitchers" asking the punchline question. It is funny though. |
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Marine on January 28, 2005 @ 5:29 pm |
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You are a fuckin dum ass bitch if you think this is funny! |
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Drew Watts on January 29, 2005 @ 11:42 pm |
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You are living proof that a fetus can dodge a coathangar for 9 months. I wish I could slap your mother for missing. |
| From: |
ur mom on February 2, 2005 @ 6:26 pm |
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that joke sucked if i knew u i would rip ur balls and make u eat them whole.But oops u dont have any |
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marines r pussies on February 9, 2005 @ 6:20 pm |
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hey jarheads its a joke try not to get your panties in twist over it. |
| From: |
Jason on February 9, 2005 @ 11:56 pm |
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It was the lamest fucking piece of shit mother fucking joke I have ever heard. HORRIBLE. BOOOOOOOOOO |
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Niki on February 24, 2005 @ 7:03 am |
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That was sooooooooooooo not funny an if u thought it was then u got sumting rong in ur head. It’s cruel and sick if i saw u right now i would slap u harsh. |
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aks on February 27, 2005 @ 9:40 pm |
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not worth commenting on its so pathetic |
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