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hit the fan
Posted by: Army_chiq on January 14, 2005 @ 7:48 pm

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Q: Do you know what shit sounds like when it hits the fan?

A: M-A-R-I-I-I-I-I-N-E


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From: Marine on January 27, 2005 @ 7:57 pm
Comment: You are a stupid worthless slut.

From: RRRRRR!!! on January 28, 2005 @ 5:26 pm
Comment: HEY SLUT! KNO WHAT ARMY STANDS FOR?
Ain’t
Ready to be
Marines
Yet

EAT THAT INSTEAD OF SPERM WHORE!

From: fuck u on February 4, 2005 @ 4:23 pm
Comment: marine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!semperfidelis

From: af1243 on February 4, 2005 @ 4:45 pm
Comment: My
Ass
Rides
In
Navy
Equipment

From: GO USMC on February 4, 2005 @ 7:26 pm
Comment: I reserve the right to kick your ass

From: Airforce Guy on February 9, 2005 @ 7:16 am
Comment: Another fine example of a soldier being jealous that they weren’t tough enough to become a marine.

From: Mr. TH on February 9, 2005 @ 12:59 pm
Comment: You do not have to be tough to be a Marine just STUPID.

From: SquidSAR on February 14, 2005 @ 8:52 am
Comment: Yep, that was was about the same sound I heard, when I put last Marine through the fan!

BZ - good joke!

From: your fuckin stupid on February 14, 2005 @ 10:25 pm
Comment: Uncle
Sams
Misguided
Children

heres your sign///swish

From: fuck iwo jima on February 15, 2005 @ 6:53 pm
Comment: god, you idiots sure do have a bad case or KHE SAUN fever
you dumb asses painted yourselves into a corner with napalm and calvary had to come get your asses

ohhhh and iwo jima the 1 and only marine success
all you dumbshits had to do was take a 50 acre island that the navy bombed for 3 days strait
and u lost like half your fucken troops???
but since it was your 1 and only success you had to make a life sized statue to remember it because it was gonna be a long time before you had another 1

why is it all marine stories involve half of them dying ????
its because you fuckers are better off that way, otherwise your just a waste of oxygen

From: Drew Watts on February 15, 2005 @ 6:57 pm
Comment: im sorry about what i said,
im just jealous that couldnt get in the army if i wanted to
cuz im too stupid

From: soldier 10 on February 15, 2005 @ 6:58 pm
Comment: im sorry too
i couldnt get in the marines if wanted to

MY ASVAB IS TOO HIGH

From: soldier 10 on February 15, 2005 @ 6:59 pm
Comment: im sorry too
i couldnt get in the marines if wanted to

MY ASVAB IS TOO HIGH

From: soldier10 on February 15, 2005 @ 7:00 pm
Comment: armychiq hit me up on AIM at DowntownNotAgain

From: A Marines Fiancee on February 23, 2005 @ 12:42 am
Comment: I totally agree with Airforce guy! GO MARINES

From: alec s on February 27, 2005 @ 9:36 pm
Comment: Hey dickhead, you spelled straight wrong and seized and you call the marines dumbasses. You are also forgetting okinawa,guadalcanal, tarawa, and saipan to name a few. should i go on?

From: SMG C on March 4, 2005 @ 10:43 pm
Comment: All proper names begin with capital letters.

From: SMG C on March 4, 2005 @ 10:49 pm
Comment: Try not to use, well you now, cuss words. It just doesn’t show the rest of us we want to belong to you.

From: usmc on March 8, 2005 @ 4:28 pm
Comment: Hey SMG, are you also an English major?

From: Tom on March 18, 2005 @ 7:30 pm
Comment: Hey SMG, your first post is right on. As for your second post, fuck you Penis breath!

From: fuck marines on April 19, 2005 @ 2:36 am
Comment: Its all about the Airborne Infantry of the Army. 2/47th 82nd Airborne.

From: eat a dick marines on April 19, 2005 @ 2:39 am
Comment: how do you say Hooah with a dick in your mouth?

HooooooooooRrraaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
Marines take army courses and take navy taxis. what a bunch of freeloading, shit talking bitches.

From: marine in a year on April 28, 2005 @ 1:18 pm
Comment: just remember u little army slutt after you fuck me or any other marine ull be screaming oohhrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah followed by my name every time you get fucked and youl remember the marines till the day you die

From: marine in a year on April 28, 2005 @ 1:24 pm
Comment: just remember u little army slutt after you fuck me or any other marine ull be screaming oohhrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah followed by my name every time you get fucked and youl remember the marines till the day you die

   
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