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Posted by: secret_agent_guy on February 1, 2005 @ 1:48 pm
Q: how do you kill a platoon of marines?
A: trow a bucket of sand against a brick wall and say "Hit the beach boys!" |
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af1243 on February 4, 2005 @ 4:43 pm |
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Sucks for you, guess you should have read the contract, oh, wait, I forgot, marines cant read!!! |
| From: |
MIchael on February 4, 2005 @ 7:24 pm |
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Can’t read?? Fuckin top of my class and I am enlisting as soon as I get the fuck out of high school. Have fun telling your kids you made fun of the people who reserve freedom in your free time. Wait, I forgot, two guys can’t have kids. |
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Airforce Guy on February 9, 2005 @ 7:14 am |
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This joke must have come from a soldier. Anyone else would have been smart enough to know that sand will not stick to a wall. I guess the soldiers are jealous that they weren’t tough enough to become a marine. |
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leatherneck225 on February 12, 2005 @ 3:56 am |
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Yes, the joke was funny because it plays on two of the US Marines’ most endeering characteristics....
1)We are dumb
2)We are tough as nails |
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afchick on February 14, 2005 @ 5:02 am |
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gotta have pride for the usaf, but still.... leatherneck225 is right.. i couldn’t’ do a marines job, can yall? However I havent’ met a marine in my field yet. nor have i met a sailor or soldier. |
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hehhee on February 24, 2005 @ 10:22 pm |
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lol at least leatherneck didnt take it hard
or care
a real serviceman wouldnt |
| From: |
S.Hartmann on March 13, 2005 @ 11:32 pm |
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You all sound like pussies.
USMC 0321 |
| From: |
Beatrice on March 18, 2005 @ 7:26 pm |
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I shave my pussy. |
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