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I.Q.
Posted by: soldier10 on February 14, 2005 @ 7:51 pm
What has an I.Q. of 42 ??????
40 marines,plus there LT. |
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split option soldier on February 15, 2005 @ 6:06 pm |
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lolololol fuck marines |
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Joker on February 19, 2005 @ 6:53 am |
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I want a logical explanation why you people that dislike Marines and insult us so much . What did the Marines and Marine Corps ever do to you? I don’t think you can come up with a good reason. A logical explanation does not constitute saying because the Army is the best or what have you. I want a good explanation. I don’t think ANYONE can.
Split option soldier FUCK YOU! I know these are all jokes and there are some very good ones but what is the deal with the attitudes towards Marines? You know 230 years of being around only leads to perfection. Support our troops, they just follow the orders! Semper Fi. |
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A Marines Fiancee on February 23, 2005 @ 12:30 am |
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every one is just jelouse because marines are 10 times hotter than any other branch out there... ask any girl
GO MARINES!!!!! |
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marine at CPNC on February 25, 2005 @ 2:27 am |
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Uhh...i dont get it, shouldnt the number of marines be higher than the total score. |
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marine2 at CPNC on February 25, 2005 @ 2:29 am |
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Wouldn’t the LT subtract from the IQ score? |
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alec s on February 27, 2005 @ 9:06 pm |
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Marines are great. i got nothing against any other branch of the military and people screw with the marines. besides the only thing the marines have done is save the army’s ass. |
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contract PFC on March 1, 2005 @ 9:49 pm |
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And yet you’re the one making grammatical errors in your insult...(there/their). There’s an Army guy for ya’, quick to stick his foot in his mouth. |
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lol on March 2, 2005 @ 8:59 pm |
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awwww i like seeing the marine blood get flowing both when there angry and when there shot |
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Joker on March 3, 2005 @ 10:07 pm |
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LOL...If that is the way you think and if you are American you need to get the fuck out of the USA because those Marines that have shed their blood and are shedding their blood are making it possible for you to do as you choose. It is a little thing a lot of people take for granted called FREEDOM. If you enjoy seeing their "blood flow when they are shot" you need some serious help man that is sick and wrong. Just remember those men and women of the armed forces chose that career they were not forced into it like a lot of other countries. They know the risks of serving their country , and yet they don’t hesitate to lay down their lives so dipshits like you who enjoy seeing those marines "bleed" while their family and friends mourn talk the talk but I think you are yellow and don’t have the balls to walk the walk. SEMPER FI |
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SMG C on March 4, 2005 @ 10:30 pm |
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Relax, that’s an order. |
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SMG C on March 4, 2005 @ 10:39 pm |
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From: alec s on February 27, 2005 @ 9:06 pm
Comment: Marines are great. i got nothing against any other branch of the military and people screw with the marines. besides the only thing the marines have done is save the army’s ass. ============= Stand down, Slow down, Be you, thank us all.
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NavyHighlander on March 7, 2005 @ 5:47 am |
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I have no problems with the USMC. I like the jokes, though, because a guy I work with is an Ex-Marine (HD), and I’m enlisting in the Navy. I hit him with some jokes, he gets me back, its all cool. Some of what these people are saying is bullshit though:
From: lol on March 2, 2005 @ 8:59 pm
From: split option soldier on February 15, 2005 @ 6:06 pm
From: NavyHighlander
FUCK YOU BOTH. |
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condor1946 on March 20, 2005 @ 8:04 am |
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"ONCE A MARINE,ALWAYS A MARINE".........SOUNDS NICE EH? NOW TRY IT WITH ANY
OTHER SERVICE.........DOESNT SOUND RIGHT,DOES IT?????!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Luke D2R on March 27, 2005 @ 1:05 am |
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I think marines and the army r basicly the same. They both shoot the shit outta every1 and they don’t give a shit either. I’m leaning to joinin the army because the got paratroopers and special forces, but I don’t know yet if marines got special. any1 know? |
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Nest Pauly on April 2, 2005 @ 3:13 am |
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I broke my hand earlier. |
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shorttimr on April 6, 2005 @ 6:04 am |
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Hey VN, get another come back ,,,all I ever hear out of you is about KHE SAN. turn the page of your history book and find a new one, ya Jackass |
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Srg. Heartman on April 7, 2005 @ 11:04 pm |
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Marines are glorious becasue they Kill everything they see. Their killer instinct is pure. They have been outnumbered worse than ten to one and still forced enemies into retriet becasue of their fanatasism. They have better stats than the ancient spartans. SO never say "Fuck marines" ever again or i will goudge out your eyeballs and skull fuck you!! |
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WallTimmy on April 8, 2005 @ 5:50 pm |
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Fuck Marines. |
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WallTimmy on April 10, 2005 @ 5:03 pm |
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I served in Desert Storm. I don’t need you to protect me. Sgt. Heartman, I’m waiting for you to try. Joker, you are a loser. NOT "LOOSER" like you wrote. That would be your mom.
Sgt Heartman, Joker. Get real. this ain’t no movie. Where’s Animal Mother? Oh, still married to Heartmans Dad. Fuck Marines. |
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Joker on April 13, 2005 @ 5:52 pm |
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Marines for life.... I know it he is just the slime on a week old dog turd. The enemy must have butt fucked him too many times. If he was in any branch of military (which I highly doubt) he probably pissed the C.O. off by nibbling the foreskin a little too hard... Besides that poor excuse of fecal matter wouldn’t have a fucking chance if he tried let alone was accepted to go to basic...He is probably some pussy in a wheel chair or something and is just jealous and wishes he could be part of the best. Oooops... This dipshit isn’t qualified to to be even a part of the worst... Hell I bet the taliban wouldn’t even accept his sorry ass!!! |
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WallTimmy on April 15, 2005 @ 1:41 pm |
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I was in Desert Storm. 3 rd MarDiv, Assholes. But I refuse to be proud to call myself MARINE with the bunch of losers on here claiming to be Marines. Fuck that, and fuck you, BOYS. |
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hey on April 19, 2005 @ 11:40 pm |
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VN VET-army i dont a flying rats ass about khe san thats all you ever rant about sure the army has helped the marines a few times but holy sheep shit you were probably just another crack head no good soldier draftee who thinks hes the shit cause he was in the rear of all the action as a reserve platoon if the shit hit the fan |
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same as yours on April 22, 2005 @ 2:35 pm |
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their |
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TazerStunner on May 3, 2005 @ 12:17 am |
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Hey, what would be the total I .Q. if we add soldier10’s I.Q. with the 40 Marines and their Lt?
It would be -69!
Don’t think too hard soldier10, we wouldn’t want you to achieve severe brain damage. |
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