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Posted by: grunt&Bproud on March 10, 2005 @ 3:33 pm
It was a dark, stormy night. The marine was on his first assignment, and it was guard duty. A General stepped out taking his dog for a walk. The nervous young private snapped to attention, made a perfect salute and snapped out "Sir,good evening, Sir!"
The General, out for some relaxation, return the salute and said "Good evening marine, nice night isnt it?". Well it wasnt a nice night, but the private wasnt about to disagree with the General so he saluted again and replied "Sir yes sir!" The General continued "you know there’s something about a stormy night that i find soothing, its really relaxing. Dont you agree?" The private didnt agree, but then the private was just a private, so he responded "Sir yes sir!"
The General, pointing at the dog,"This is a golden retriever, the best type of dog to train" The private glanced at the dog, saluted yet again and said " Sir yes sir" The General continued " I got this dog for my wife". The private simply said "Good trade sir"... |
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E. Estevez on March 12, 2005 @ 11:12 am |
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Should have had them say the dog’s name. Then it would have been funny. |
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MR TH on March 13, 2005 @ 7:29 am |
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Knowing the kind of females a Marine marries the dog was probably better looking |
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VN VET-ARMY on April 1, 2005 @ 11:46 pm |
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I’m sure it smelled better. |
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A Marines Fiancee on April 8, 2005 @ 7:56 pm |
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Marines marry the hottest girls ever! definitly not a good joke |
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MR TH on April 20, 2005 @ 8:11 am |
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Marines look at their bulldog tattoo and if the women is uglier than that they marry them. |
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