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Marine
Posted by: Em on March 11, 2005 @ 1:41 pm

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A marine was in a store buying some things when a lady came up to him and said "Excuse me sir, but your ship door is open". The man didn’t know what she was talking about so he just continued on his way. A little later a gentleman came up to him and said, "Excuse me sir but your fly is open". The man figured out what the lady was talking about and said thankyou to the gentleman and later while he was going through the cheeckout he saw the lady that first told him and went up to her and said, "Excuse me mam but when my ship was open did you see a marine standing at attention?’" The lady thought for a while and finally replied, "No but i did see a old worn out marine sitting on two duffel bags."


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From: grunt&bproud on March 17, 2005 @ 9:37 pm
Comment: lol...lmfao..now that was freakin hilariuos!!!

From: shorttimr99 on March 28, 2005 @ 6:18 am
Comment: lolol....maybe it was an old woreout marine....but it WAS a marine just the same

From: laura on April 4, 2005 @ 8:23 am
Comment: I gotta admit, that was pretty damn funny!

From: Gnry Sgt Puppy Toes on April 17, 2005 @ 9:10 pm
Comment: Yeah that devil wears briefs.

From: MaRiNe'S sWeEtHeArT on June 24, 2005 @ 2:46 pm
Comment: *~*~*~LMAO~*~*~* Now this one was funny!!

   
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