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HATERS
Posted by: usmamale on March 19, 2005 @ 11:06 am
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALLED A HATER?
A:ARMY AND AIR FORCE WHOS TO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO JOIN A REAL MANS MILITARY.
I LIKE MY NAVY’S
OHH RAW MY NAVY MARINE CORPS TEAM.
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grunt&bproud on March 26, 2005 @ 7:43 pm |
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god this is an awefull joke! are u even in the service? u sound a little retarded. |
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i agree on March 29, 2005 @ 11:56 pm |
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yahh if u r a female marines u will like this joke
Q.what do u call a female marine with only 1 std ?
A. a boot and/or recruit |
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bob sagat on March 30, 2005 @ 5:06 pm |
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Do me hard |
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VN VET-ARMY on April 1, 2005 @ 11:43 pm |
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God you guys are stupid. No wonder the Marines took you! |
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person on April 7, 2005 @ 10:58 pm |
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Female Marines are tough as Hell man, dont crack jokes on them or you might be lucky enough to meet one one day, then she will rape you until you die. let me tell you noone in the corp finds the lady Marines attractive. they are scary, and if you met one you wouldnt mind admitting that either. Half of them stay on base and do extra pt for fun. Your fucking stupid if you think women get used int he Marines, Your thinkin of the airforce. |
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Mackerel Jackson on April 10, 2005 @ 4:56 pm |
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Female marines? I like boy marines who sweat and chew lettuce. Oh that makes me so |
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usmChristie on April 14, 2005 @ 3:48 pm |
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Hey I agree.......I’d tell you to bring it to this female marine but I wouldn’t want to embarass you when I kicked all your teeth into the back of your skull. |
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another chick on April 19, 2005 @ 11:18 am |
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usmChristie, its nice to hear a woman in the military stand up for herself, and that fact that you’re a female in the marines rocks. Female Marines, the fewer the prouder! |
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MARINES FOR LIFE on April 25, 2005 @ 3:05 pm |
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HELL YA!MARINE CHICKS ARE THE BEST AND THEY’RE HOT AS HELL!!! |
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USMCHRISTIE on April 25, 2005 @ 4:34 pm |
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lol ty and we think the same about ya’ll too ..)) |
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Carter on April 26, 2005 @ 3:11 pm |
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terrible joke. But the army has way more fields, Air Assault,Airborne, Ranger, Special Forces, Delta Force, Pathfinders need I say more?? Oh yea marines go to Army schools for their airborne and other training. |
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MARINES FOR LIFE on April 27, 2005 @ 2:26 pm |
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HEY CARTER YOU MAY HAVE A BIGGER SELECTION OF JOBS IN YOUR"ARMY OF 1 BULLSHIT" BUT WE SURE DO HAVE BIGGER DICKS!!! |
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usmchristie on April 28, 2005 @ 1:06 pm |
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sheesh hun my equiptment is bigger too, don’t scare him with yours right off the bat lol |
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MARINES FOR LIFE on May 2, 2005 @ 2:18 pm |
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YA RIGHT, (DELTA) YOUR PROBABLY SOME OLD FAT MAN THAT WISHES THAT HE COULD GO BACK IN TIME SO THAT HE COULD HAVE A CHANCE TO BE ONE OF US!HEY USMCHRISTIE GIVE ME A CALL CUZ YOU SOUND JUST LIKE THE WOMAN IM INTERESTED IN!AND I WASN’T LYING ABOUT THE BIGGER PART OF BEING A MARINE LOL! |
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MARINES FOR LIFE on May 4, 2005 @ 2:21 pm |
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HEY USARMY ALL OF US MARINES KNOW THAT WE’RE THE SHIT BECAUSE WE ARE. WE ARE THE BEST THAT THE ARMED FORCES HAVE. WHY DO YOU THINK THAT WE ARE THE "PRESIDENT’S OWN" CUZ HE WANTS THE BEST AT HIS SIDE NOT SOME PUSSY ASS SOLDIER! |
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USARMY on May 5, 2005 @ 1:07 pm |
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are you better than Delta Force?? HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Delta is the army fuckstick, marines give themselves way too much credit |
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MARINES FOR LIFE on May 6, 2005 @ 1:32 pm |
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IM IN THE INFANTRY AND THATS ALL I HAVE TO SAY TO PROVE TO PEOPLE THAT IM THE SHIT!FUCK DELTA! I GUESS YOU HAVEN’T SEEN "BLACK HAWK DOWN" RIGHT! IF YOU’VE SEEN THAT MOVIE THAN THAT PROVES TO YOU THAT DELTA ISN’T THAT GREAT.SO FUCK YOU USARMY WHO EVER THE FUCK YOU ARE!!!! |
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DeltaForce5 group on May 25, 2005 @ 4:55 pm |
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We would take out all of the mirine corps with 7 guys... LOL
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ARTILLERY RECON on May 25, 2005 @ 7:01 pm |
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YOU GOT WE GOT THE RECON BRING IT BIATCH |
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ARTILLERY RECON on May 25, 2005 @ 7:04 pm |
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reeecooooonnnn!!!!! ooraah!!! |
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ARTILLERY RECON on May 25, 2005 @ 7:05 pm |
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three words somalia.. abu garaib |
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MARINES FOR LIFE on May 28, 2005 @ 5:54 pm |
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OOOORAHHHHHHHHH!!!THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT MARINES FOR LIFE!THE BEST FORCE!! |
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usmChristie on June 16, 2005 @ 7:50 am |
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lmao marines for life....I know you weren’t ..)))tell ya what....we spar for the hell of it..and after I kick your cute marine ass you take me out..lol |
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