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Posted by: danny on March 27, 2005 @ 5:55 pm

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the way to kill a group of marins is by frowing a bucket of sand at a wall and saying hit the beach boy and then sit back and watch the marins splat


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From: WTF on March 30, 2005 @ 5:14 am
Comment: Ok Danny that was worse then hearing the same joke 30 time in a row. Grow some brains and learn what funny is. Then grow some balls and join the corp and learn there is more to life then your shit.

From: ??? on March 30, 2005 @ 11:08 pm
Comment: are you serious????

From: VN VET-Army on April 2, 2005 @ 12:50 am
Comment: What a moron!

From: rae on April 3, 2005 @ 11:46 pm
Comment: First off dum ass learn how to spell marine before you even use it! I would love for you to tell a marine that joke and see how fast you get thrown into a wall and the shit kicked out of you..

From: shorttimr99 on April 6, 2005 @ 5:53 am
Comment: Hey Danny ! If and when you get out of elementary school,do us all a favor and stay out of the CORPS.
They only take the few and the proud ,not the ignorant and hopeless !!

From: sephiroth on April 7, 2005 @ 11:06 pm
Comment: MArines are Glorious! Hail!

From: Force Recon on April 10, 2005 @ 4:53 pm
Comment: I loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: MARINES FOR LIFE on April 13, 2005 @ 2:12 pm
Comment: THATS THE STUPIDEST FUCKEN THING IVE EVER HEARD!

From: SFPD on April 18, 2005 @ 2:47 am
Comment: Dumb marines.

From: Longlurk on April 18, 2005 @ 2:50 am
Comment: The Marines will kick your butt!!!! If you’re a girl.

From: dfgh on April 22, 2005 @ 8:21 pm
Comment: You dumbass, you cannot even spell Marine correctly. No wonder your pissed, they probably would not let you in!

From: A marine girlfriend on April 24, 2005 @ 12:21 am
Comment: ok first of all if you are gonna tell a joke about a MARINE get the spelling right you ass, and then the next step would be to show them the RESPECT that they deserve, they are the best out there, GROW UP and get a life you sick fuck

From: Turkey Knobs on April 24, 2005 @ 10:41 am
Comment: dfgh, you talk about spelling? You spelled "you’re" wrong. Einstein.
Bacon walks where underwear fears to tread. Spline sermon. Corn worshipping demon. Satellite maws. Jumbled up passiveness. Infra red vomit.

From: A Marine Wife on June 22, 2005 @ 8:04 am
Comment: I have but one question is this guy a Marine? I’d believe it! lol Yes you guys are great I LOVE the Marines don’t get me wrong but ya’ll have your dumbass moments just like any man. I’m sure any Marine girlfriend or wife woud agree.

From: LCPL Calia USMC on June 28, 2005 @ 8:41 pm
Comment: This message is for rae. I appreciate your kind words about my beloved Corps but Marine is spelled with a CAPITAL "M"!

   
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