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A DAY AT THE RACES
Posted by: SURESH on May 18, 2005 @ 12:35 pm

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A Day at the Races
This guy is sitting quietly reading his newspaper when this wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the head with a magazine.
"Ouch" he says. "What was that for?"
"That was for the piece of paper I found in your pants, with the name Laura Lou written on it."
"Two weeks ago when I went to the track, Laura Lou was the name of a horse I bet on" he explained.
"Oh Honey I’m so sorry" his wife said, "I should have known there was a good reason."
Three days later while watching TV his wife walked up behind him and hit him with an iron skillet, knocking him out cold.
When he came to he said. "What in the world was that for?"
"Your horse called" screamed his wife.


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From: Paul on May 29, 2005 @ 7:00 am
Comment: Now that’s funny! (with good spelling and punctuation.....that’s rare!)

From: victor on June 4, 2005 @ 12:09 pm
Comment: bloody
ass

From: victor on June 4, 2005 @ 12:11 pm
Comment: just jokin but the picture on the left isreally coooooooooooooooool

   
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