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tongue twister
Posted by: Dave on May 18, 2005 @ 3:34 pm
| A man boards an airplane for a trip and as he sits down, he sees the man beside him has a black eye. This amuses him as he has a black eye also. They look at each other and laugh. The first man finally asks, "How did you get that shiner?" The second man replies, "Well, it was a tongue twister. I was at the counter buying my ticket this morning and the girl behind the counter had the most gorgeous boobs I have ever seen. I looked at her and meant to ask for a ticket to Pittsburgh, but I actually asked for a picket to Titsburgh. She got pissed off and smacked me one right in the eye." After a good laugh, the second man asked the first, "So tell me your tale, how did you get your shiner?" The second man replied, "Same way, a tongue twister. This morning I was at the breakfast table and meant to ask my wife to pour me a bowl of cornflakes, but I actually said, You ruined my life you stupid bitch." |
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Shannon on June 22, 2005 @ 6:29 pm |
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That joke was pretty funny!!! |
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HAHAHAHAHA on July 6, 2005 @ 7:08 pm |
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That was sooooo funny =) |
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Laura on August 8, 2005 @ 1:34 pm |
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Omg, that is soooooo funny, had the same experiance, lol |
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green day on September 15, 2005 @ 3:14 pm |
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not all that funny |
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