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DILDO DILEMMA
Posted by: aussie hunk on July 8, 2005 @ 6:03 am

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A man and women are happily married, but the only problem is when ever they have a root, he turns off the lights,the miss’s has no problem with it until now, being sick of her husbands habit, she decide’s during sex to turn on the light, to her shock her husband has a dildo in his hand, "you impotent bastard" so thats how you’ve fuck me all these years, "well hurry up explain yourself you fucking asshole". ok replies the husband "i will explain about the dildo if you can explain our three fucking kids."


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From: Mir on July 8, 2005 @ 8:37 pm
Comment: Thats Great!

From: danielle on July 22, 2005 @ 11:11 am
Comment: HAHA!..... thats hilarious!

From: Laura on August 8, 2005 @ 1:34 pm
Comment: omg, that is really good, it dose make you think though! lol

From: redman on August 23, 2005 @ 1:12 pm
Comment: GOOD JOKE BUT HERES ONE BETTER A HUSBAND AND WIFE RETURN TO THE SAME HOTEL 25 YEARS LATER AFTER THEY WERE MARRIED THE WIFE STARTS TAKING OF HER CLOTHES AND ASKS HER HUSBAND HONEY WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH YOUR MIND 25 YEARS AGO HE SAYS ALL I WANTED TO DO WAS FUCK YOUR ASS OFF AND SUCK YOUR TITS DRY SHE SAYS WHAT DO YOU THINK NOW HE SAYS "LOOKS LIKE I DID A GOOD JOB"

From: jason on September 26, 2005 @ 1:52 pm
Comment: man thats funny as hell

From: John on October 24, 2005 @ 2:42 pm
Comment: That’s the funniest joke I’ve ever heard!!!! Lol

   
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