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A man is almost about to die
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 9:31 pm

As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I’ve slept with dozens of them."

His wife looked at him calmly and said, "Why do you think I gave you the poison?

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From:	Dying man on April 27, 2005 @ 4:15 am
Comment:	and her husband said "because your name is not in my will?.."



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