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Subjects for a date
Posted by: Dirtyjokesinc Staff on January 5, 2004 @ 9:36 pm
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice.
The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy’s nervousness builds.
He remembers his father’s advice, and chooses the first topic.
He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns.
After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father’s suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.
The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father’s advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?" |
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bobby on June 28, 2004 @ 1:00 am |
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I rate this joke a big zero-0000000000 |
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umm yeaa on July 15, 2004 @ 6:38 am |
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BOOOO |
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NO WAY.. on August 7, 2004 @ 9:01 pm |
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heh, it made me laugh... |
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Manson on January 7, 2005 @ 3:54 am |
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yeah it was ok i guess |
| From: |
y on February 26, 2005 @ 5:15 pm |
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