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Life Sentence
Posted by: sew Funknee on February 12, 2004 @ 0:49 am

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A woman awoke in the middle of the night and discovered her husband was gone. She heard some faint noises coming from downstairs and got up to see what he was doing, following the sounds she walked to the kitchen and noticed the basement door open. When she looked down in the basement she saw her husband curled up in a corner sobbing, she asked him" what was wrong?" He replied, "remember when your Dad caught us having sex and he said if I didnt marry you he would make sure I got 20 years in Jail?" "Yes" she said. Well today is the day I would have gotten out, the man sobbed.


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From: no one on May 9, 2004 @ 6:46 am
Comment: hah hah hah hah hah...............funny i forgot to laugh

From: peter dragon on June 8, 2004 @ 10:06 am
Comment: Oh , HELL YEAH ! Good one - take some stars *****

From: jap454 on July 24, 2005 @ 9:00 pm
Comment: good one man!! you MUST be married.

   
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