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TOM TOM TOM
Posted by: shay on June 18, 2004 @ 3:31 pm
Tom wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his
eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of
water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of
him,
all clean and pressed. Tom looks around the room and sees that it is in
perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the
aspirins and notices a note on the table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love you."
So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Tom asks, "Son,
what happened last night?"
His son says, "Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and delirious. Broke
some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when
you
stumbled into the door."
Confused, Tom asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she
tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I’m
married!"
A self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing - Priceless
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| From: |
umm yeaa on July 15, 2004 @ 6:32 am |
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that was actually a nice chunk of words not really a joke but a nice section of sentences. |
| From: |
JoJo on July 16, 2004 @ 4:20 pm |
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LOL! That was a good one, the best I’ve seen on this site so far! |
| From: |
spork on August 7, 2004 @ 8:56 pm |
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aw... that was nice... in a loyal way. |
| From: |
kelly on August 25, 2004 @ 4:07 pm |
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i liked it ... |
| From: |
Erection on October 12, 2004 @ 4:01 pm |
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This should be in the corny section. |
| From: |
Graham on January 2, 2005 @ 6:24 pm |
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Totally unrealistic -does this make it a joke? sure does, a wife would just say "too fucking right your married just wait til morning when you have to clean that site up with a hangover!" |
| From: |
Manson on January 7, 2005 @ 3:52 am |
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Ha Ha that joke rocked. it was priceless |
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