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Marriage quotes
Posted by: rockincuz75 on October 4, 2004 @ 2:32 am
They say that marriage is an institution.
I’ve been institionalized.
A wife asked her husband if he is planning to do anything for their annivarsary.
The husband looks at her and replies "Where we are from we don’t cellabrate mistakes."
This middle aged couple want to put some excitement back into thier sex life. So the woman says why don’t we take a bath and and play submarine like we used to. He says ok. So they get in there and she says "How can we play submarine if u can’t raise your parascope?" |
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