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The Impossible Wish
Posted by: Andy on October 29, 2004 @ 8:28 pm
| A man is walking along the beach when God comes down & offers him one wish. The man thinks for a moment and says, "I would love for you to build a bridge from Califonia to Hawaii so whenever I want to visit, I can drive on over." God responds by telling the man, "Do you know how many of the worlds resources I would have to use to build a bridge of that magnitude? All the steel and concrete..... it is next to impossible, even for me. Do you have another wish?" The man thinks for a moment and says, "you know, I really would like to be able to understand my wife more. Her emotions, her feelings, what she is thinking...." God looks puzzled then asks the man, "So, you want that bridge to be four lanes or six?" |
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DENNIS on November 4, 2004 @ 9:48 pm |
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THERE IS POOP SMEARED ON ALL OUR WALLS
OH WHAT ARE WE TO DO?
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
OLD MR. JOHNSON HAS NOT RETURNED THE CALLS
FROM DEAR JAY&JAY, AND I SMELL POO
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
FOR 2 YEARS I WAS IN A TRAP
OH, BUT NOW I’VE CROSSED THE GAP
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
TOMMY IS NO BUM, AS JAY&JAY HAS HIS FIRST TASTE
OLD MR. JOHNSON, WHERE DID YOU GO?
YOU MUST RETURN TO JAY SO HE WON’T GO TO WASTE
OH, I WENT PEEPEE AND POOPY AND TALKED TO JOE
KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH KUM BAI AH MY LORD KUM BAI AH
AH AH AH AH AH AHHHH
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Chris on March 14, 2005 @ 12:18 pm |
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hahahaha. That was hilarious. And so true =) |
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KIHEIBOY22 on March 28, 2005 @ 7:56 pm |
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I like it |
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