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how to use a whole
Posted by: kenneth blackburn on April 26, 2004 @ 1:52 pm

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(Q)Imagine that you are stuck in a steel box. The box is 3ft’ thick and sealed.
From there you have a board, wood glue, and a saw; how would you get out?

(A)First you cut the board into halves, put the two halves back together to make a whole then crawl out.


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From: mr. math on June 24, 2004 @ 2:15 pm
Comment: its not a joke its something very serious

From: i dont get it on August 17, 2004 @ 7:07 pm
Comment: dont get it

From: matt on September 9, 2004 @ 4:04 pm
Comment: whole is a pun on hole, you crawl through the hole... kind of stupid

From: Magic Mushroom on September 24, 2004 @ 9:27 pm
Comment: Huh

From: martel on October 8, 2004 @ 6:38 pm
Comment: stupit ass jock

From: what on November 2, 2004 @ 7:37 pm
Comment: ok e doki crazy bitch

From: Douglas Leo on December 10, 2004 @ 5:29 pm
Comment: .............

From: dumb butt on January 18, 2005 @ 11:54 am
Comment: HORRIBLE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: nic... on March 26, 2005 @ 3:05 am
Comment: it means when u cut da board into halves n den put it back together u will get back da actual size of da board n is call a whole.......izzit......

From: leetness on May 11, 2005 @ 8:01 am
Comment: im am leet there was a blonde a brunette and a red head they were stuck on a island and had to cros a 1000 meter ocacen fing the brunette went first she didnt get far she got aten by a shark then the red head tried she drowed the the blonde tried she got 500 meaters got tired and swam back lol

From: yo yo on May 17, 2005 @ 1:20 am
Comment: leetness, don’t even try.

   
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