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U.S.A. Debt Consolidation



Sexmetry
Posted by: Zee Dawg on March 2, 2005 @ 8:53 am

Go Back

SEX: Is like MATH

ADD the bed

SUBTRACT the cloths

DIVIDE the legs

and in you go!!!!


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From: big d (the real one) on March 12, 2005 @ 10:47 pm
Comment: thats pretty funny

From: ladies man on March 26, 2005 @ 12:41 am
Comment: fuck big d
his girlfriend is byesexuall

From: Napoleon on April 14, 2005 @ 8:36 pm
Comment: You forgot
...And hope you don’t MULTIPLY!
You fucking suck!

Disclaimer: Napoleon does not actually think you suck. Someone sent this same joke to Napoleon’s phone 100 times and it pissed Napoleon the fuck off.
Anyone who has something negative to say can wait until the 12th of never when the pigs are flying and Lucifer is ice skating in hell and with my permission, fuck yourself until you’re blue in the face. Then, maybe I’ll consider responding to your asinine comment.

From: leetness on May 11, 2005 @ 7:59 am
Comment: funy funy funy there was a blonde a brunette and a red head they were stuck on a island and had to cros a 1000 meter ocacen fing the brunette went first she didnt get far she got aten by a shark then the red head tried she drowed the the blonde tried she got 500 meaters got tired and swam back lol

From: sharad on June 22, 2005 @ 7:57 am
Comment: love
is
life

   
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