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Joe Ding Dong
Posted by: Ricky T on June 23, 2004 @ 9:27 pm
A doctor got arrested one day in Lebanon Oh for collecting food stamps, wellfair, free cheese from Wi. The police asked him his name and he said Joe the police said what’s your last name he said I don’t have one. What do you mean said the police? Well I yous’ed to have one when going to collage they called me Joe Ding Dong Collage but then when I graduated they called me Joe ding dong MD. After a few years I got board and went back to collage and became a dentist then they called me Joe ding dong MD DDS. After a few weeks I got board again and went out with a young lady one night and woke up the next morrning and found out I had VD, so then they called me Joe ding dong MD DDS VD. After a few weeks the AMA found out my VD an took away my MD so I was Joe ding dong DDS VD. Then the ADA found out about my VD and took away my DDS then I was called Jo ding dong VD, but after a few weeks the VD took away my ding dong so now I’m just. Joe.
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sally on July 9, 2004 @ 4:57 am |
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first of all, learn to spell. and that joke sucked. |
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delle on November 20, 2004 @ 11:17 am |
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i thought this was a good one! |
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aaron Arp on January 31, 2005 @ 4:23 pm |
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That joke was funny man, it reminds me of when i got vd, those were some good times, i know have more std’s and live at home with my mom, if anywones interested i get drunk off mountain dew and love men, call me. 402 427 7434 |
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Retard on August 23, 2005 @ 1:12 pm |
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That phone number doesn’t work.
And what is "yous’ed"? |
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