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mentally handicapped
Posted by: duff on March 18, 2005 @ 9:49 am

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what is better than coming in first at the special olympics?
NOT being retarded 2

what the same between a retard and a slinky?
both are useless but you can still laugh as they tumble down the stairs 3

some people are like hiring the handicapped
they are fun to laugh at but the job will never get done


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From: faith on June 7, 2005 @ 12:05 am
Comment: now, that’s just sad.

From: kuns on June 20, 2005 @ 12:54 am
Comment: i agree wit u faith thts really sad

From: Pisshead on June 20, 2005 @ 4:13 am
Comment: That’s not just sad how would u like it if you were mentally retarded and people were laughing at U?

From: Stone Cold on June 20, 2005 @ 9:06 am
Comment: Even if I was mentally retarded, I’d most likely still be able to spell "you"

From: sexy_nd_british on June 20, 2005 @ 12:24 pm
Comment: ok, can i just say my brother has a mental disability so i am greatly offended tht u wud write this. get a life nd think ov sum decent jokes!

From: da sexy shag meister on June 20, 2005 @ 4:45 pm
Comment: quality jokes
i bought a new stereo the other day when i shout soul, it plays soul music when i shout rock, it plays rock music then some kids lobbed a stone at my window i shouted fucking kids and a michael jackson song came on

if you play thriller sung by michael jackson backwards u can hear the names of all the kids he slept with,thats why its 14 minutes long

From: funnier than u on June 20, 2005 @ 5:50 pm
Comment: My godmother is handycapped. That joke is really mean... I can’t believe that got 4 stars.
You are a serious butthole!!!

From: Carey on June 20, 2005 @ 11:53 pm
Comment: is that your idea of a joke?

From: wannagit HI? on June 20, 2005 @ 11:55 pm
Comment: good going w/ the retard jokes, keep em coming

From: Upset on June 30, 2005 @ 8:36 pm
Comment: Not only is that joke stupid and not funny, it’s down right insulting, and extremely insensitive. Special needs people don’t have control over the way they act sometimes. You’ll never know what a person is really like untill you walk a mile in their shoes.

From: bullet on July 24, 2005 @ 9:00 pm
Comment: OMFG THT JOKE IS TRUELY AMAZING, i would help humiliate the retards, but thr already fuked ^ ^

From: jake b. on July 24, 2005 @ 9:00 pm
Comment: even though some people r mentally ill it is still not funny, i bet if a mentally challenged kid found out about this he will probably kick your butt by the time Larry The Cable Guy can say GET R DONE!

From: ryan on July 27, 2005 @ 4:31 pm
Comment: that joke is AWESOME!!! keep sending them in, and to everyone who doesn’t like them or is offended by them, TAKE A JOKE!!!! ITS JUST A LIL HUMOR!!!!!!!!! GOOD JOB, RETARDS ARE FUNNY!!!!!!!!

From: almighty zuess on August 15, 2005 @ 2:19 am
Comment: Lighten up people its a fucking joke. Hats off to bullet..........
"OMFG THT JOKE IS TRUELY AMAZING, i would help humiliate the retards, but thr already fuked ^ ^" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: peter llb quebec bar on August 16, 2005 @ 12:46 am
Comment: as a disabled person i find the fact you even posted this crap only shows your strong ability at being an idiot

From: Retard on August 23, 2005 @ 1:12 pm
Comment: I don’t get it.

From: cody...... on September 13, 2005 @ 2:12 am
Comment: those are funny. i dont care if they are about retards or not. people can make fun of me all they want but i still think retards are great. DURR!!!!!!

From: Jaromayo on September 13, 2005 @ 1:15 pm
Comment: Get off it, you bunch of idiots. It’s a joke. If you don’t like it, go to a different website. There’s worse things on the net than a couple of jokes.

From: kassy on September 22, 2005 @ 3:08 am
Comment: that is really rude i am a disabiltiy rights advocate!!!!!

people with mr a very smart and great people

From: Mac on September 30, 2005 @ 3:02 am
Comment: Sad but true.

From: billy on September 30, 2005 @ 5:42 pm
Comment: It is funny that the most pissed off people are the ones who have poor spelling. More than likely, they are retarded themselves.

This little side note is for sexy_nd_british. I hope to god you don’t teach your brother grammar. If you do, you are probably making him worse than what he was before.

From: christine on October 24, 2005 @ 2:42 pm
Comment: yes these are sad and mean, but dont complain because you guys came to the website to read the jokes

From: anthony on October 24, 2005 @ 2:43 pm
Comment: i found it truely amazing hthat people have somethin to say a bout a retard joke.. a joke is a joke...but what i dont get is how did u people find the joke anyway where u lookin...did u google it?

   
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