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All mean are...Idiots??
Posted by: Gabi on April 10, 2005 @ 8:38 am
Two idiots walk into a bar.
You’d have thought one of them would have noticed. |
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Dannielle Tucker on April 13, 2005 @ 4:25 pm |
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huh?
No offense Gabi, but that doesn’t make any sense at all.
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Jan on April 14, 2005 @ 1:40 pm |
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okay, maybe it’s not the funniest joke, but it’s not hard to get. Ive heard something similar and it was more an ironic statement and got quite a few laughs. By the way, i realise I;ve used ’ironic’ in totally the wrong way. |
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Eminem Fan on April 18, 2005 @ 6:48 pm |
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April 18 2005@3:45PM
Finaly somebody agrees with me and Dru my homie, that Dannielle is a tramp and she works her whole arrer on her back and her legs always ggo their seperate ways! she only wears panties to keep her ankles warm! I am such a shit but she is teaming up with a racist motherfucker! |
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l_StOnE EaSt lOnDoN on April 19, 2005 @ 3:47 pm |
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gosh y r u so evil 2 danielle i dnt kno her but hey i dnt kno non of u but its nice 2 b nice ( SO WOT DID DIS GAL DANIELE DO )
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Eminem Fan on April 19, 2005 @ 7:33 pm |
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April 19 2005@4:32PM
Oh nothing except teaaming up with a Racist Cracker and telling a Sexist joke and telling my girlfriend to get gang raped! that’s probably one of Miss Tuckers Hobby’s! |
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TOO_FUKN_GOOD on April 21, 2005 @ 8:14 am |
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I AGREE..DANIELLE NEEDS TO FUCK UP AND FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO THAN START SHIT ON HERE..DUMB BITCH !! |
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desie on April 27, 2005 @ 2:30 pm |
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It’s actually really funny...you just have to think about it. I had to read it three times. |
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the real Em Fan on May 5, 2005 @ 7:49 pm |
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Shut the fuck up whoever is pretending 2 be me! I have a girlfriend! different one thouh cuz me and Elayna broke up! |
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pr hottie on May 7, 2005 @ 10:43 pm |
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heres a hint to those ppl that dont get it, a bar dont always mean a pub. |
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the real Em Fan on May 9, 2005 @ 12:35 pm |
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Hey, pr hottie, are you really as hot as you say you are? Where do you live? I’m from St. Augustine, Florida, so I wouldn’t be too far awya if you’re in Puerto Rico and want to meet for sex and maybe friendship. |
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chesea on May 9, 2005 @ 3:26 pm |
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hey em fan, i’m right up the road in jacksonville. might not have a good coochie for ya but will my hairy ass due. maybe we can meet half way at a truckstop bathroom and i can bone your spincter till it bleeds. i’ll bring my llamo lube and a bucket of chicken so after words we can have a picnic. lookin forward to it. ches. |
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Funny Shit on May 9, 2005 @ 6:28 pm |
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Santa, you are funnier than the joke on this site......i am still laughing!
Keep up the good work!!! |
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Santa Claus on May 9, 2005 @ 6:54 pm |
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Ho ho ho! If you want to see where else I’ve spread my Christmas Cheer, check out Italian Jokes, Irish Jokes, Bad Jokes, Adult Jokes, Priceless Jokes, Nasty Jokes, Dirty Jokes, and of course SANTA JOKES! |
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Jasmine on May 10, 2005 @ 12:32 pm |
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yer what the fuck is this ok about
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pr hottie on May 10, 2005 @ 7:32 pm |
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i dont consider myself that hot but every1 seems 2 c me as hot. no i dont live on the island itself (but my grandparents did) i live in the ny-metro area. sorry but i guess ur real far away since st augustine, fl is about a 1 1/2 day drive to ny. |
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Eminem Fan on May 10, 2005 @ 7:34 pm |
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pr hottie, you’re an ignorant latino bitch. Who asked your fuken opinion? go back to puerto rico you dogsuckin puke! |
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real Eminem Fan on May 10, 2005 @ 8:24 pm |
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I did’nt say that! Santa trying to play his littl jokes! but I despise u or saying a racial slur against the black culture! u can go fuck of! I don’t think your relatives went through mucch other than getting your land stolen! we were slaves,had secregation! we were lynched and u just looking for an arguement |
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real Eminem Fan on May 13, 2005 @ 9:06 pm |
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pr hottie, you’re an ignorant latino bitch. Who asked your fuken opinion? go back to puerto rico you dogsuckin puke! |
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Hot Chick on May 14, 2005 @ 9:14 pm |
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Em who’s your new girlfriend? |
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pr hottie on May 16, 2005 @ 6:05 pm |
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but i luv u eminem fan. and who’s this hot chick bitch. u been beddin her 2? |
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eMINEM fAN on May 16, 2005 @ 6:18 pm |
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I hate her Hot Chick! or are you being sarchastic? she got a problem with brothas so she needs to get a grip! and do not call her a bitch you dirty little whore! no I have never met her in person we are just friends as far as I know. don’t love me! I hate you almost (Almost as much as I hate my Dad!) I don’t even live with that motherfucker! how are you gonns love me? your 20 I’m teen! |
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pr hottie on May 16, 2005 @ 6:57 pm |
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i didnt post that. sum1 is just posting under my name again. |
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Dru Carrio on May 16, 2005 @ 7:21 pm |
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May 16 2005@ 4:19PM
I can’t say that I blame them! Eminem Fan and I R homies. guess what? I’m black! you gonna be prejudiced against me too? Knock the shit about america being a white country cause that’s bullshit! Eminem Fan! Hot Chick,aint I right anybody can come here? |
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pr hottie on May 17, 2005 @ 4:38 am |
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u already gave me reason 2 have prejudice based on ur post. ur giving me the image of the "gangsta" walkin around w/ an oversized radio, a gold tooth, pants that r 10 sizes 2 big, one hand holding a gun or switchblade, the other holding up the pants, a coat so big that u half 2 walk sideways thru a doorway, and more jewelry than ur mother. |
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Dru Carrio on May 18, 2005 @ 3:18 pm |
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aha! hahahahahahahahahaha! we got gold teeth? omfg wtf? I think you need to go back to school bitch! we can afford radios that’s why we got em! it’s known that brothas got white teeth! only druggiees ot the yellow teeth! it’s a fact that only 36% of whites take care of their teeth! we can afford something better than a fucking pum action 12 gauge! that’s why we got the magnums! everybody knows Magnums are better because u can buy a 12 gauge at age 18! I’m old enough to get one! a Mag however you gotta wait till 21 to get it! when it comes to weaponsand ciggs and beers ,mags are the beers and shotguns are the ciggs! we dress that way cause it’s the style now! |
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blackieboy on May 19, 2005 @ 3:26 am |
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buck no like white supremist latina bitch pr hottiegirl. buck hate danielle even more for hating men. buck give danielle bowel blast with creamcorn. buck pissed at danielle for giving buck bad cream porkpie because she hate men. buck pyookie from bad cream porkipie in funnel and give bowel blast to danielle. much stinkystinky but that teach danielle about respecting men. |
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shetupwhenimtalking on May 23, 2005 @ 10:02 pm |
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LoL--->"Jan" |
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Tyrone on May 24, 2005 @ 8:29 pm |
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yo what’s up buck? that bowel blast shit is funny! lol. |
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Tyrone on May 25, 2005 @ 8:31 pm |
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u lready posteed that shit! nobody cares! Not about some dumb fuck! share your sob story with somebody that gives a shit! |
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pr hottie on May 26, 2005 @ 5:17 am |
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ignore him hes just bert, the notorious website spammer. |
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qbanita14 on May 27, 2005 @ 12:02 pm |
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is bert spamming here too? isnt there any place where bert isnt spamming? |
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qbanita14 on June 1, 2005 @ 12:02 pm |
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blackbuck, get past the anal phase. |
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Mark on June 1, 2005 @ 8:02 pm |
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yeah get past the anal phase and beat qbanita and pr hottie up! and try naval sex! it’s awesome |
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mark on June 1, 2005 @ 8:02 pm |
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definitley with asian women. they R 2 hot! |
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pr hottie on June 2, 2005 @ 1:02 am |
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beat up a poor defenseless puerto rican girl? a girl who will smile at u so sweetly that u would think "awww there is no way anyone could want 2 hurt that girl"? ur horrible ppl then if u wanna beat up a girl. |
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qbanita14 on June 2, 2005 @ 1:38 pm |
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yes pr hottie is right. you guys seem like the type to beat up a girl. does it make you feel more like a real man doing that? weren’t you taught any code of ethnics to not hurt girls physically? |
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Mark on June 2, 2005 @ 4:44 pm |
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pr hottie won’t get beat up. By me that is but if you get hurt boo fuckin hoo! nobody gives a shit about a bitch with a skinhead attitude! Well guess what? whites don’t like pr’s anymore than they like anybody else and you aren’t defenseless. pr,qbanita. what if a black person saves your life? |
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Mark on June 2, 2005 @ 4:51 pm |
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If a girl slapped me I would only hit back if she tried to kill me but you are being haters and I feel I HAVE NO CHOICE BUT 2 AT LEAST TRY TO STOP SO WE CAN ALL GET ALONG! I DON’T THINK GIRLS DESERVE TO HIT GUYS EITHER. MY AUNT DID SEVEN YEARS 4 DAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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qbanita14 on June 3, 2005 @ 1:10 pm |
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but dont you get it? this isnt about skin color. race isnt skin color. im white and i have deeply caramel colored skin in the summer. if a black person saves my life then i will be grateful, but that doesnt mean i have to have kids with them does it? i never denied that there are good and bad of all races, but as a general role, blacks tend to be more selfish and violence prone. now, let me ask you a little something. what if a racially aware white such as myself saved your life? yes, it could happen, because i do not act like a skinhead. im definately no skinbyrd, infact i look quite feminine. you could not spot me in a crowd unless you knew me since i look so normal. also, true we may not be totally defenseless but let me explain why i couldnt win a fight against a man. despite what you see in hollywood movies, do you really think some 5’7", 125 lb girl such as myself could take on some 5’10", 180 lb guy? |
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BUCKY BLACKOUTNESS on June 3, 2005 @ 11:53 pm |
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cubangirl right. cubangirl defenseless against buck. buck give cubangirl bowel blast with sweetcream porkpies and one can spinch. cubangirl go poopi out big pimply ass instead of mouth. achachachachachachacha. yes. |
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Tyrone on June 4, 2005 @ 6:44 pm |
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P:S you’ll have to forgive me for awnsering 4 mark |
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Tyrone on June 4, 2005 @ 6:44 pm |
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P:S you’ll have to forgive me for awnsering 4 mark. but he is defenseless against your foul mouth |
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Wolfman on June 5, 2005 @ 7:16 am |
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Ha ha ha! I’m the Wolman, I’m the great one! Ha ha ha! The Wolfman sees a bunch of SISSY BOYS! Nobody can beat the Wolfman, because I’m the toughest guy on Earth! Ha ha ha! |
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qbanita14 on June 5, 2005 @ 4:52 pm |
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wolfman = retarded |
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Tyrone on June 6, 2005 @ 7:28 pm |
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qbanita I gotta agree with ya. No such thing as the toughest on Earth it could be Bruce Lee it could be the Rock 4 all I know it could B an LA gangster. Wolfman I have a golden Glove in boxing and a Gold belt in martial Arts How u gonna beat a nineteen year old? u probably a bedwetting little bitch. I bet fuckin pr Hottie could beat your ass! |
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qbanita14 on June 13, 2005 @ 8:44 pm |
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for once i agree with you, Tyrone. i know we generally disagree as polar opposites but i think in this case we can agree that Wolfman needs to get a life. |
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Gary on June 14, 2005 @ 3:51 pm |
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Tyrone is full of shit. He says that he’s a Gold belt in martial arts. That’s gotta be a lie.
Tyrone, did you go through the Boxing Board of Control? Also, you say that you are a gold glove in Boxing! You must have a pretty good amount of money if you are. Why would you bother going to college if you have gold glove boxing money? Tell me where you train! What city do you train in? Gold my ass! I am extremely familiar with both sports ans with the amount of dedication, money and tasks that it takes. I’m also know enough to recognize that you are talking out of your ass. |
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Tyrone on June 18, 2005 @ 4:31 pm |
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Seattle born and raised biatch! The gold glove is a lie but the Martial Arts is true I do go to college cause I want to be a lawyer. |
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Tyrone on June 18, 2005 @ 4:32 pm |
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Seattle born and raised biatch! The gold glove is a lie but the Martial Arts is true I do go to college cause I want to be a lawyer. and dont tell me what will happen because I will be a success while you sit on your broke white ass. Not all blacks are poor. maybe four out of twelve are poor. actually four out of ten |
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Gary on June 21, 2005 @ 1:39 am |
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At least you admit that you lied about the gold glove. You will make an excellent Lawyer with all of that lieing. I wish you good luck in your endevours, but where are you studying law? One of my closest friends is a Lawyer. Also, to let you know, I’m far from poor. 4 in every 10 blacks are not poor (dirt poor). Most of the Black population is below average. You just told us that 70% of blacks are wealthy and thats very far from the truth. You will be a great lawyer. How do you tell when a Lawyer is lieing? --His lips are moving. Take Care |
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??? on June 22, 2005 @ 3:06 pm |
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Q:What happens when a lawyer takes a viagra?
A:They get taller. |
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tyrone on June 26, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
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fuck racism asians ,blacks whites,puerto ricans.
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tyrone on June 26, 2005 @ 4:15 pm |
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fuck racism asians ,blacks whites,puerto ricans.
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Gary on June 27, 2005 @ 12:43 am |
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Actually, I am 6-8 and I am now down to 215. I’ve been working on a new Summer training program and it’s been great. I jog 4 1/2 miles, then walk 1/4 of a mile. I then run up a hill with medicine balls then relax for about ten munutes. Then I sprint back and forth on a Basketball court. Next I shoot foul shots as a cool down. No, I really don’t care for cheetos too much. I prefer water and doritos. It’s not quite like fried chicken and watermelon, but I like it! I also enjoy popcorn and not CRACK-COCAINE. And thinks for admiting to running from police. That made you look extra classy and wonderful. Also, like I said before. If you are black, yellow, white or red I’ll tell you when you are a friggin’ asshole. So there you go, whitey! |
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white gangtser on June 29, 2005 @ 3:52 pm |
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gary Fuck racists of all kinds:
blacks
whites
mexicans
asians
Stupid fucking 14 year old try to repeat shit they heard their grandpa said. Well its too fucking bad we live in an age where you racist bastards can’t do shit or you’ll get your ass fucking kicked.
So fuck you :
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fuck gary! |
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white gangtser on June 29, 2005 @ 3:52 pm |
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gary Fuck racists of all kinds:
blacks
whites
mexicans
asians
Stupid fucking 14 year old try to repeat shit they heard their grandpa said. Well its too fucking bad we live in an age where you racist bastards can’t do shit or you’ll get your ass fucking kicked.
So fuck you :
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fuck gary! |
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white gangtser on June 29, 2005 @ 3:52 pm |
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gary Fuck racists of all kinds:
blacks
whites
mexicans
asians
Stupid fucking 14 year old try to repeat shit they heard their grandpa said. Well its too fucking bad we live in an age where you racist bastards can’t do shit or you’ll get your ass fucking kicked.
So fuck you :
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fuck gary! by the way I run five miles a day. |
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Gary on June 29, 2005 @ 6:49 pm |
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What comment was racist? I called you whitey! I am white as well, so I can’t see that being racist. You are white aren’t you? Have a good day! |
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Gary on July 12, 2005 @ 2:21 am |
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They certainly have deleted a lot from this site. Some parts are pretty boring now, but hopefully it will get better.....again. He Deb, what’s up! |
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