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think small
Posted by: Laura on May 29, 2005 @ 6:40 pm
Three guys were ship wrecked on an island. A couple of tribe members took the guys to their chief. The Cheif said that they could go into the jungle and find 10 of the same fruit and bring them back. They all went into the jungle and the first one came back with grapefruit and the
Chief said that if he could stick all 10 up his ass then the tribe wouldn’t eat him and he could leave the island. The guy got two up his ass and couldn’t do any more so the tribe ate him and he went up to heaven. The second guy came back with 10 grapes. The Chief told him the same thing and the guy started. He was able to get 8 up his ass when he started laughing. The tribe ate him and he went to heaven. When he got up to heaven the first guy asked him why he started to laugh he was almost done and could have left the island? The second guy said the he had seen the third guy coming back with pineapples. |
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bored on May 31, 2005 @ 6:25 pm |
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god, i’ve heard this a billion times |
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buckyblackness on June 1, 2005 @ 2:28 am |
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buck find laura boring. buck give bowel blast with collard greens and hotsauce, make laura shrinkyshrinky for giving buck bad creemporkpies. buck no longer have head like big green bell pepper, now like chili pepper. buck no longer have dingdong like palm tree that can be put on leash, now dingdong like pinecone. |
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Laura on June 2, 2005 @ 8:58 pm |
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When I think small, I think of buckyblacks pinecone. |
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cazza on June 5, 2005 @ 2:14 pm |
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think the jokes on the wise asses that make stuoid comments like the ones above! |
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kristi on January 9, 2006 @ 7:07 pm |
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i have heard this one so many times - its old |
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