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Sex of a fly?
Posted by: gary on June 21, 2005 @ 9:38 pm

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Woman walks into the kitchen one day to see her husband brandishing a fly swatter.
"hi honey watcha doin?"
"Killing flies," he replies.
"How many you get" she assed.
"Got five so far," sez he, "three males and two females."
"How do you know which is which" she sez.
"That’s easy," sez he, "Three were on the beer can and the other two were on the telephone."


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From: Cara on June 22, 2005 @ 12:26 pm
Comment: Who’s afraid of a silly sissy?

From: Cara on June 22, 2005 @ 3:50 pm
Comment: You just found your grampa’s underdrawers, silly.

From: to: Cara on June 23, 2005 @ 4:29 am
Comment: What a beautiful name. Let’s make love in the sunset together.

From: to: Bert on June 27, 2005 @ 9:25 pm
Comment: What a beautiful name. Let’s make love in the sunset.

From: a_passerby on June 29, 2005 @ 12:00 am
Comment: YOU ARE SICK.
GET HELP.

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Comment: Stoner : ’ Rapper’s Delight ’ joke - comment section - it’s worth a yuk or two.

From: maidmarion on September 21, 2005 @ 1:50 pm
Comment: I LOVE THIS JOKE.... LMAO

From: tweety on October 14, 2005 @ 3:47 pm
Comment: My gandpa told me this joke

   
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