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men r like...
Posted by: Kyle on October 21, 2005 @ 3:15 pm
Men Are Like....
1. Men are like .......Laxatives ...... They irritate the shit out of you.
2. Men are like ......Bananas ...... The older they get, the less
firm they are.
3. Men are like .......Weather ..... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .......Blenders .... You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
5. Men are like .....Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials ...... You can’t believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ...Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ........Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .....Mascara ..... They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ......Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like .... Snowstorms ..... You never know when they’re coming, how many inches you’ll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like ........Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ...Parking Spots ....... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
14. Men are like ....restrooms...... Their eithier taken or full of shit.
Men r weird....
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| From: |
karen on October 24, 2005 @ 2:43 pm |
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wow. i totaly agree omg this is so right. ly |
| From: |
Robyn on October 24, 2005 @ 2:43 pm |
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How true they are. |
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Big D on October 27, 2005 @ 2:35 am |
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Thats some funny shit |
| From: |
maidmarion on January 9, 2006 @ 7:01 pm |
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Loved it. lol |
| From: |
Shadow on January 9, 2006 @ 7:04 pm |
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Ok some of us are good men or we try at least. and saying we arent bright isnt cool look at our role model when it comes to smarts(not looks) is Bill Freakin Gates man. Loaded With Brains |
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rswtns on January 9, 2006 @ 7:04 pm |
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Men are like bus stops if u miss 1 thers 1 every 15 minutes. LOL
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| From: |
abbie on January 9, 2006 @ 7:04 pm |
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true, true! Men are pigs..........sorry lads................... |
| From: |
kdilly on January 9, 2006 @ 7:05 pm |
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dont buy a word of it |
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on January 9, 2006 @ 7:05 pm |
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That was hilarious LOL |
| From: |
lilbitch01 on January 9, 2006 @ 7:05 pm |
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*applause* bravo this is the best joke i heard so far |
| From: |
you know... on January 9, 2006 @ 7:05 pm |
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right on. |
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Tabitha on January 9, 2006 @ 7:05 pm |
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That is so true and funny!! I am going to print it out so my husband John can read it!! |
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charli on January 9, 2006 @ 7:06 pm |
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im feelin depressed about boys atm but tht has cheered me up lol |
| From: |
nicole on January 9, 2006 @ 7:07 pm |
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i think that is the truth about men.i wish they knew it. |
| From: |
Pearl on January 23, 2006 @ 3:46 pm |
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It’s a good truthfull joke. |
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