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Posted by: brad on November 23, 2005 @ 1:54 pm
There was an English man an Irish man and a Scottish man, and there all trying to tell a speach to the deaf society. So the English man goes up to the podium and rubs his chest and then his scrotum, when he goes back the Irish man and Scottish man ask what did he do.He replies "by rubbing my chest it indicated breasts thus ladies, by rubbing my scrotum it idicated balls thus gentlemen so ladie and gentle men."
The Irish man says "Ill go one step further than that English basturd."He then goes up to the podium and puts two fingers above his head then rubs his chest and then his scrotum.when he comes back the English and Scottish men ask him what he did. He tells them " by putting fingers above my head it meant antlers thus dear, by rubbing my chest and scrotum it meant ladies and gentlemen."
The Scottish man says just before he goes to the podium "Ill go yet another step further than those mainland basturds." So he goes up to the podium and puts his finger s above his head , rubs his chest and scrotum then masturbates very hard and fast. when goes back the English man and Irish man ask him what he did. He told them by putting fingers above my head it meant antlers thus dear , by rubbing my chest and scrotum it meant breasts and balls thus ladies and gentle men , then by masterbating very hard and fast it ment it gives me great pleasure." |
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