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Why did I do it?
Posted by: Helmsley on November 27, 2005 @ 11:53 pm
This is the story of when I was in Mexico......
I was driving along in old mexico,
I got lost and didnt know which way to go,
I was confused I was late and I was in a fog,
I ran over the taco bell dog,
I felt that smush and I said oh Mama,
my lowrider squashed that little chiwawa,
I prayed for forgivness in a cinagougue,
I ran over the taco bell dog,
if I am caught they will put me in a cell with 20 locks,
unless I can pin it on jack in the box,
ill be wipped and beaten and then ill be flogged,
I ran over the taco bell dog.
His last words were yoku el here mexico,
I flattend that pup and to hell I will go,
I should have skipped driving and went for a jog,
I ran over the taco bell dog,
I ran over the taco bell dog.
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