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3men and a robbery
Posted by: shaina on October 30, 2004 @ 6:00 pm

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ok so there was a sports fan a poor man and a retarded man
a witch puts a spell on them (they dont know about it) that the next thing that comes out of their mouth will be the only thing their capable of saying.
the sports mans team hes watchin on t.v. wins and he goes ’we did it we did it!!!" the poor man is in a jewelry shop admiring all the jewels and he sees this expensive ring and he goes "millions and millions of dollars millions and millions of dollars" the retarded guy is watching these kids fight over a swing and he goes "me swing first me swing first me swing first"

so they are all walking down the street together when a cop pulls over and says to them "do you know about the robbery on second street?

the sports fan goes " we did it we did it"
the cop goes how much did you take
the poor guy goes "millions and millions of dolllars"
the cop goes "you know you can get hung for that "
the retard goes " me swing first me swing first

( yes ppl i know its stupid but i thought someone out there might find it funny)


Add your own comment

From: Ruth on November 5, 2004 @ 2:34 am
Comment: lol i did it was funney!

From: Jay&Jay on November 9, 2004 @ 7:01 pm
Comment: I thought it was dumb

From: dittooo family on November 13, 2004 @ 7:35 pm
Comment: nice 1 shaina x x

From: jenna on December 6, 2004 @ 7:08 am
Comment: ill be sending that one round

From: daniel on December 11, 2004 @ 2:36 pm
Comment: hi i thought it was excellent mate made me laugh lol call me on dan_92510@hotmail.com if you have any more

From: gao on January 4, 2005 @ 11:18 am
Comment: hahhaah
this one is funny

From: liz on February 16, 2005 @ 12:50 pm
Comment: lol i thought that one was funny

From: Joey L on February 27, 2005 @ 2:19 pm
Comment: We are all dumber for reading that. Thank u

From: pma on January 23, 2006 @ 3:46 pm
Comment: It’s funny!

   
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