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top 5 things men are good for
Posted by: emily on November 11, 2004 @ 7:23 pm
5they will alwayz be there to make you laugh
4 they will alwayz be there to make dinner 6 nights a week
3 they will never piss you off when your on your period
2 they will buy you beautiful things
1 they will never pass up the offer of sex |
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| From: |
Jay&Jay on November 14, 2004 @ 6:55 am |
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wtf???
It’s the bitches job to make dinner remember? |
| From: |
asshole on November 16, 2004 @ 6:58 pm |
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this was a retarted joke men are the opposite of that. |
| From: |
Hot chick on November 28, 2004 @ 11:41 pm |
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To Jay&Jay,
No it’s not the bitches job to make dinner ,so I must be the bitch I don’t think so!
It sould be EQUAL a Mad should offer to cook once in a while.
Do Men realize how hard some women have it these days for example working 12 hrs shifts is not easy, not being able to offer family time! Sorry I am not the BITCH and I won’t be cooking all the time because it’s not my job. |
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jesus on November 29, 2004 @ 9:05 pm |
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to hot chick (yeah right)
If you don’t want to cook thats fine but you better be able to give damn fine head or your going to have a hard time finding a guy who’ll want to do anything for you. |
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Jay&Jay on November 30, 2004 @ 8:53 am |
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Thank you^ thats all i’m sayin’ |
| From: |
Eclipse on December 25, 2004 @ 11:01 pm |
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Is the only thing you guys think bout is sex and getting head? perverted pigs. you aint gonna get a girl that way. |
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jesus on December 26, 2004 @ 12:06 am |
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^ You forgot food |
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Bird on January 15, 2005 @ 10:34 am |
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Hey Jay&Jay so it’s your motha’s job |
| From: |
Stoner133 on January 20, 2005 @ 7:04 am |
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Damn right,she da bitch in da family. |
| From: |
angel on January 29, 2005 @ 10:27 pm |
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Ya’ll get real. Woman are Bitches because you lying cheating ass men make us that way. |
| From: |
Aussie Btich on February 12, 2005 @ 3:15 am |
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huh? |
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itchy bicthy on February 24, 2005 @ 1:23 am |
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My guy sayse no yo sex and he always shits me of wen im on my rags so there not all the same P.S He never makes me laugh |
| From: |
Ellie on March 2, 2005 @ 7:20 pm |
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angel(not) not all women are bitches and not all women lie and cheat men just the ones you go with! Get it Straight!!!!! |
| From: |
mc Tia on March 14, 2005 @ 10:27 am |
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Yo Jay u need 2 fix up star! |
| From: |
Fiona on July 4, 2005 @ 8:07 am |
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people who write responses on this sight are idiots!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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sHe@ on August 2, 2005 @ 12:23 pm |
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ditto fiona chick! you guys have serious problems. how could you POSSIBLY treat your woman that way. you guys that call us your bitches are just looking for divorce break-up, etc. it is sad to think that you guys could be so disrespectful! women have it TONS worse!!! that’s why guys should give women the respect they need. put yourself in our shoes! do u think it is easy to have to handle kids, periods, birth, work, an to top it all off you guys have to make it worse by talking about it online, watching so much damn TV while the female side has to do housework. don’t complain about your lives being so damn hard because you don’t know it could be tons worse!!! take your harsh words back and don’t talk like that anymore. this madness need to end, right here and now. FIX YOUR PROBLEMS BECAUSE YOU CERTAINLY HAVE SOME!!!
girl power! ♥
sHe@ |
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TRiNA on August 23, 2005 @ 1:14 pm |
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NAW SEE GUYZ B HAViN SHYT TWiSTED...WE AiNT SLAVES.....iF WE GONNA COOK FOR OUR MAN OUR MEN BETTA COOK FOR US 2..... WE AiNT YALL’Z BiTCHES WERE YOUR GERLZ...GUYZ NEEDA GET DAT SHYT STRAiGHT CUZ YALL EXPECT EVERYTHiNG FROM US BUT DEN WANNA GO CHEAT ON US AND PLAY GAMES...iT WORKZ BOTH WAYZ iN DiS WORLD AND GUYZ NEEDA GET OVA DA FACT DAT DEY AiNT GOTTA DO NUTTiN BUT WORK...DEN EXPECT GERLZ TO COOK. CLEAN AND GiVE EM BOOTY WEN DEY WANT iT....iM SO SiCK OF GUYZ ACTiN LiKE FEMALES R TOYZ AND WEN DEY GET TiRED OF EM DEY MOVE ON TO DA NEXT...GUYZ NEEDA GROW UP...... |
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bitch on September 9, 2005 @ 2:56 pm |
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Listen men well probably little boys! The tables have turned and it’s us women playing you these days. You pay for all are drinks at bars and get nothing in return well except the wrong number. Cook dinner I think not I am out to put it about to your mates while you are cooking your own dinner! |
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