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30 things guys want girls to know.
Posted by: JJ on February 20, 2005 @ 1:35 pm
30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know!!!!
1. We’re not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don’t argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with you.
7. Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It’s just wrong............
12. Don’t make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don’t.
13. When we tell you that you’re not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee.
16. Just cause you think you’re always right, doesn’t mean that you don’t have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can’t always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don’t ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That’s just mean.
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson’s boobs aren’t fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn’t matter, except to idiots who don’t want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we’re done, you should put it up when you’re done.
26............ Don’t tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn’t turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it’s just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you’re not always right, but we’ll pretend like you are anyway.
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Sexy One on February 23, 2005 @ 11:39 am |
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Was that supposed to be a joke or some lame guys attempt to get laid? This is a joke site!! |
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Sam on March 2, 2005 @ 5:02 pm |
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That was funny man! |
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matt on March 8, 2005 @ 6:51 pm |
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hahaha thats all so true lol exept thats not a joke so u suck lol \m/>. |
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pb on March 9, 2005 @ 12:41 am |
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that’s not funny and it unfairly stereotypes women. |
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Brandi on March 12, 2005 @ 10:32 pm |
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the site is about jokes.....this is just sad. |
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Steph on March 16, 2005 @ 7:17 am |
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Was that really supposed to be funny? and yes god dammit PMS is an excuse! |
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sToNeR411 on March 18, 2005 @ 10:22 pm |
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PMS is no excuse, and if my g-friend kicks me in the nuts just to see my reactions she’ll be losing me with an ass-woopin’ from another chick. |
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katie on March 31, 2005 @ 12:13 am |
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aw u guys are all mean. i thought if girls can have their fun telling boys what they think they should know. THEn why can’t guys have a list of what girls should kno? and i thought he did a good job. YEs i agree pms is a excuse but not for everything. psm makes u depressed and mad and maybe tired. it doesnt make u cheat on ur bf or anything. And personally i thought it was funny. So good job to whoever wrote that!! |
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Lena on April 11, 2005 @ 5:07 pm |
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k honesty shut up you guys its just a fricken joke dont take it so seriously chill!! |
| From: |
Banana on April 15, 2005 @ 9:27 am |
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Who the hell said that PMS is not an excuse is the stupidest person ever !!! It is an excuse God dammit!!!!!!!!!! |
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susie on April 27, 2005 @ 3:31 pm |
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hey don’t listen to them i’m a chick and i just could’n stop laughing and by the way thanks for the tips you have helped me become a better girlfriend |
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noneofyourbuisness on May 12, 2005 @ 5:23 pm |
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what the heck? that’s not a joke!
and it wasn’t funny either.
sterotypes are horrible things and guys shouldn’t give away their secrets. |
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Kat on June 1, 2005 @ 3:36 pm |
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That is almost true. I asked my boyfriend nd he said that almost all are correct. But o well girls have to bend the rules a little. |
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AMOUS on August 23, 2005 @ 1:13 pm |
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really was that a FRICKIN JOKE?!?! IT SUCKED ASS!! |
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vansi on September 7, 2005 @ 4:56 pm |
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Sounds like more facts than jokes...but anyways thanks for the tips yo..is that all? |
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dancinqueen2534 on September 9, 2005 @ 5:45 pm |
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I think those are pretty much all true. And I have never personally met a girl who treats her boyfriend so much like crap that she needs that list. Other than that I agree with HOT LIL. Don’t get your panties in a twist girls, he made sense and it was funny,too. |
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chemical on September 12, 2005 @ 2:32 am |
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I dont see why you people are all getting mad cause this is a comment box which means they can write in it. If they want to think its a joke or if it was funny or true let them. they have there beliefs. |
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Caz on September 22, 2005 @ 4:43 pm |
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30 things Girls Think Guys Should Know
1. Don’t ever lie to us; girls are bitchy so we always find out.
2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don’t say you understand when you don’t.
4. If you pay for everything we buy while out shopping, then we will consider sex in changing room at the end of the shopping spree. After all the more you spend the more chance you will have.
5. You don’t have periods; don’t act like you know what it’s like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something
sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big dick; we know you don’t.
8. Size does matter.
9. We don’t like it when you act like Mr. Big; we like it when you are Mr. Big.
10. A system built into your car only impresses your homeboys. Do you see us with a built in hair salon?
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Caz on September 22, 2005 @ 4:43 pm |
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11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a ho.
12. It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes....but after your team gets beat, thats gay!
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn’t, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won’t always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can’t help it.
16. We are drama queens, so play along or pack your bags.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. Don’t ask us to give head; if you are nice you just might get it in return for something nice.
19. We absolutely do not care about monster trucks, car systems,
paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
21. We don’t shave our legs every day; get over it.
22. Don’t make bets about us; we always find out.
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Caz on September 22, 2005 @ 4:44 pm |
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23. Shave; no matter how cool you think it looks, we hate it.
24. Even is you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other
strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don’t compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson’s; hers are fake. (youve a better shot at us than you ever will with her)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets, would you like it if we rocket lunched your credit card into the minus.
27. We are beautiful, but make-up helps.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren’t.
29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and
hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can’t you piss in the
toilet and not on it.
30. If we want to take naked pictures of you it is because we are proud and want to show you off to our friends ........or our exs!
31. Most importantly we get a # 31 for "always being right"; so don’t forget it.
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Mackey on October 24, 2005 @ 2:43 pm |
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That is so true girl! |
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naked on January 9, 2006 @ 7:01 pm |
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PROPS! |
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Trixie on January 9, 2006 @ 7:04 pm |
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Let’s say most of that stuff is true they probably should have made it up to 50
because it’s more to that. |
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