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Men in pain
Posted by: Dannielle Tucker on March 12, 2005 @ 1:32 am
What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?
Shoot him again. |
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Eminem Fan on March 26, 2005 @ 5:47 pm |
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March 26 2005@2:41PM
bitch that joke aint funny! My girl Elayna aint gonna shoot me cause we got love! what u gott? a dumpster to live in? u aint been wit a man and girls whine too! for example.
1 HONEY DOES THIS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?
2 YOU NEVER COMPLIMENT ME!
3 WHAT ARE U THINKING?
4 u sighn us up for stupid shit like Cooking Classes without teling us! u probably got fruit fly’s cause u Cherry rotted! |
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jax on April 3, 2005 @ 11:25 pm |
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hahaha that’s awesome |
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jax on April 3, 2005 @ 11:28 pm |
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eminem...you need to grow up. why are you going to a page with men jokes on it if you’re going to get offended and comment on every single one? also, if you want an argument, at least try and speak more intelligently. |
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Dru Carrio on April 5, 2005 @ 7:49 pm |
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March 4 2005 @ 4:48PM
Look man u talk about mom’s to my face and I will shoot you in that pea you call a brain! yyou are probably onl twelve and already about t get yo ass kicked! |
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Eminem Fan on April 6, 2005 @ 7:03 pm |
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April 6 2005@3:58PM
Q: How many Crackers does it take to eat roadkill?
A: two. one to eat it and one to watch for cars
Q:How do you know a cracker is married?
A: There’ s tobacco stains on both side of the truck!
Q:Why did The white boytake shoes and a flashlight?
A: He had to take a piss.
there was a cracker and he introduced his wife and cousin to a friend and there was just the wife standing there |
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KENDOG on April 8, 2005 @ 8:35 pm |
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GOOD JOKE BUT DON’T HAVE EX-BOYFRIEND.... DANNIELLE WHAT’S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LIGHT AND A HARD...??? I CAN SLEEP WITH A LIGHT ON... |
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Dannielle Tucker on April 13, 2005 @ 4:23 pm |
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Hey KENDOG
Good joke!!! It is good to see at least someone here has a sense of humor.
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irish b on April 16, 2005 @ 2:35 pm |
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theres a lot of sexual tension on this site , maybe danni & eminem fan should just get it on ! |
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irish b on April 16, 2005 @ 2:36 pm |
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HEY EMINEM FAN IS ELAYNA YOUR SISTER ? |
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gs on April 21, 2005 @ 3:52 pm |
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Danielle Tucker or Danielle Sucker..LOL |
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... on April 30, 2005 @ 11:58 pm |
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i agree with jax .why come to a page where there will be man bashing if you don’t want to hear it? ever heard of a little thing called freedom of speach? dannielle can say anything she wants. if you don’t like it don’t listen to it... or in this case don’t read it, move on. if you are so against Violence against a man or woman why are you constanly saying that you are going to kick their asses and that you are going to kill them... but any ways like i said you can say anything you want because you have your freadom but that dosen’t mean that i have to like it and to proove it i’m not even going to argue when you respond to this. so have a nice life you ignorant little children. by the way ignorant means that you just don’t know any better. |
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pr hottie on May 7, 2005 @ 10:06 pm |
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ok being a girl i sometimes read a lil joke about men as long as their not hateful. this 1 was a lil over the top tho. i think danielle tucker has serious issues and i wonder if she h8s men. being a puerto rican spanish girl, all i can say is, plz dont act like the stereotype of white women being men hating feminists. im no feminist at all and id treat any man i was with right. plz think about what i said 4 a second. |
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Tyrone on May 9, 2005 @ 7:48 pm |
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May 9 2005@ 4:46PM
yeah! finaly! someboy aggrees Danielle is a racist Hooker. if I was’nt a brotha I would be Puerto Rican/latino or Asian. if u want u can consider yourself a puerto Rican or American,me I am a hundred% American |
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pr hottie on May 10, 2005 @ 12:26 am |
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sorry 2 dissapoint u guys but im a bit racist myself lol. |
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BET on May 12, 2005 @ 8:33 pm |
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May 12 2005@5:32PM
if u think only crackers should be here then why are u here? awnser that while your crossing our border! we don’t like racists! I can barely stand whites because they are racists and I truely believe they R all the same! |
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Tyrone on May 13, 2005 @ 8:32 pm |
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u aint white! you R darker than them! it does not say no law about that! u don’t like us ,tell yo people to stop listening 2 our hip hop! your no better than us! |
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pr hottie on May 14, 2005 @ 3:28 am |
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im darker than who? didnt u know that sum white ppl such as spanish, south italian, iranian, greek, albanian, and armenian r a deep shade of than? white dont always mean wasp. there actually was a law passed in the 1700’s about immigration incase u were wondering. yes i know there r a lot of brainwashed wigger white ppl that listen 2 rap but i do tell ppl exactly how i feel about rap. if ur 1dering what music i listen 2 ill provide a couple links.
http://www.tinfoil.com
http://www.babsonrecords.com
bear in mind that this is far from the only kind of music i listen 2 but this should show u that my musical tastes r entirely different from most puerto ricans. |
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Dannielle Tucker on May 15, 2005 @ 1:16 pm |
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Thanks to everyone who liked my joke and defended me. When you put jokes here, it doesn’t mean you are racist or sexist or whatever, it just means you heard a funny joke and wanted to share it. You can’t please everyone, but I think some people here need a sense of humor.
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Dannielle Tucker on May 15, 2005 @ 1:18 pm |
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One more thing, if you people get offended by my jokes, then tough shit. |
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pr hottie on May 15, 2005 @ 4:45 pm |
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well tough shit as well if i offend u w/ my posts. |
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Wolfman on May 16, 2005 @ 10:14 pm |
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I am GOD! Worship the almighty WOOOOOOOOLF MAAAAAAAAAAAN! |
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pr hottie on May 17, 2005 @ 4:41 am |
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um r u parodying anti-racists, by truthfully depicting them as ignoramouses on the same level as beavis and butt head? btw 2 bert u know u wouldnt do that in rl, only on the internet can sum1 have enuff guts 2 post half of the shit that u have posted, bert. 4 those of u who dont know, bert has entirely trashed the italian jokes section. |
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pr hottie on May 26, 2005 @ 5:33 am |
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if white ppl in general knew u thought this way, white ppl would have no hesitation 2 send u 2 an african homeland country. |
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qbanita14 on May 28, 2005 @ 12:31 pm |
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so what if the injuns were here first? they didnt found america, the land was won during wars with the savages. i have a solution if you hate whites so much, seperation. blacks live in one nation, whites in another. that way none of your "brothers" get killed since there will be no strife, and you wont have to see our white selves ever again. |
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Amanda on May 28, 2005 @ 6:13 pm |
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u know all racists go to hell! pr what is your problem? are you mad that minorities are free? I think Jose and Eminem Fan r nicer guys then u! when did black people ever do anything to u? you are a weak hell’s angel! |
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qbanita14 on May 31, 2005 @ 8:22 pm |
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wow, i am floored by such an intelligent response. i am truly humbled, those two little sentences are more intelligent than anything i wrote in the past few days.
for those of you with two inch thick skulls, i was being sarcastic. |
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Eminem Fan on June 1, 2005 @ 8:08 pm |
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I got puerto rican,cuban,white,asian friends. I for one actually Try not to fight somebody over their skin! one day I hope uwake up and see how much bullshit you are talking. |
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qbanita14 on June 2, 2005 @ 1:47 pm |
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you say something almost intelligent, and then you fumble the ball with your "give her a bowel blast" bit. once again, race isnt skin color. i have skin that gets deep caramel in the summer. i just want to preserve a future for white children, that is all. is that so terrible? |
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Eminem Fan on June 2, 2005 @ 4:48 pm |
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nothing wrong with that but blacks deserve to be part of it because they are just as american as whites and it says so in the non fiction book A Colorful Future! |
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jOSE on June 9, 2005 @ 7:29 pm |
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wrong Eminem Fan! It is wrong to only like whites and want a white future! Hijo de la chingada biatch! Whites would not win if all races ganged up on them. they would lose in a day! white flesh would be sizzling in gunfire! I’m puerto Rican too! you don’t see me pretending to be white! |
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John on June 11, 2005 @ 7:30 pm |
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can’t Eminem Fan and qbanita stop being racist and bury the hatchet? find out next time on episode 2005,Earth |
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Jose on June 11, 2005 @ 7:31 pm |
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I aint white I’m gold! |
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to: Jose on June 22, 2005 @ 7:18 am |
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If your gold then that makes us whites PLATINUM! Haha! Platinum is better than gold! |
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to: Jose on June 22, 2005 @ 7:18 am |
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If your gold then that makes us whites PLATINUM! Haha! Platinum is better than gold! |
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Jose on June 23, 2005 @ 5:55 pm |
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whatever ya gringo! |
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