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Haircut Joke
Posted by: Dr. Mario on March 16, 2005 @ 10:15 pm

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Three men went into a barber shop. The first man sat down and asked for a trim, and the barber got his small scissors out. The barber cut all the man’s hair off, and the man looked in the mirror and started yelling at the barber. He refused to pay and walked out. The second man sat down and asked for a substantial haircut, but the barber dyed his hair green. The man looked in the mirror and started yelling at the barber. He also refused to pay and walked out. The third man sat down and asked for the barber to do nothing, hoping to trick him into doing what he wanted. The barber got out his scissors and started trimming away, not doing anything to shock the man. When he was done, the man was suprised at how well the haircut turned out. "How much for the trim?" the man asked. "$30. $10 for the cut and $20 for the other two guys".


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From: claire on March 20, 2005 @ 3:25 pm
Comment: crap

From: Sasqrotch on March 20, 2005 @ 8:09 pm
Comment: Why do bald men have holes in their pockets? They like to run their fingers through their hair.

From: Dannielle on March 21, 2005 @ 1:30 pm
Comment: Sorry, not funny!!!

From: Minh on March 29, 2005 @ 9:00 pm
Comment: dumb

From: haley on April 12, 2005 @ 8:17 pm
Comment: stupid

From: gs on April 21, 2005 @ 3:39 pm
Comment: load of rubbish

From: yourmom on August 11, 2005 @ 1:01 am
Comment: that sucked. i know better ways to waste my life...and i have go do them

   
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