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jackson in the box
Posted by: Chris n. on April 18, 2005 @ 10:36 pm
Michael: welcome to jackson in in the box may i take your order.
Customer : yeah can i get a jack burger w/ cheese
Michael : so that will be one jackson burger W/ cheehesa
Customer : no i want a jack burger w/cheese
Michael : But this is jackson in the box cha’mona
Customer : okay? can i get a large coke a cola
Michael : sorry but we only have jesus juice here
Customer : Whats that?
Michael : i ts like cola but a little thicker but its good so cha’mona suc... i mean buy it
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Customer : okay ill have a large jesus juice
Michael : sorry sir it only comes in extra small so children can
suck it for long periods with out getting tired
Customers : right
Michael : will you be sharing your meal with a child?
Customer : No thats okay
Michael : sharing with a child is the most loving thing you can do
Customer : No thats okay
Michael : I have a kid.I can sell you. He’s used but ill make him half price
Customer : Thats okay
Michael : I was just kidding.............No but really you want one he’s a young orphane
Customer : Dude you are fuckin sick
(Customer peels out) |
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| From: |
Paul on April 21, 2005 @ 5:15 pm |
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What the fuck are you on? |
| From: |
blanket on April 22, 2005 @ 1:52 am |
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does anyone know why MJ would not allow Girl Scout cookies at neverland ranch? first person to answer correctly gets one month vacation there ! |
| From: |
mm on April 23, 2005 @ 4:54 pm |
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Q:what time is bed time in neverland
A: when the big hand touches the little hand |
| From: |
jj on april 24, 2005 on April 24, 2005 @ 2:49 pm |
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That was the stupidest joke I ever herd!! |
| From: |
amber on April 25, 2005 @ 9:24 pm |
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hey michael why your name is that because you fuck people. |
| From: |
jj lick my ass on April 26, 2005 @ 12:35 am |
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jj on april 24, 2005 on April 24, 2005 @ 2:49 pm
hey jj learn how to spell....herd what the fuck......... its HEARD lol |
| From: |
dumb bitch on April 26, 2005 @ 12:37 am |
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amber what the fuck ..... why your name is that cause you fuck people too.... fucking loser......... |
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sarah on May 8, 2005 @ 8:15 am |
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a part of it is really good but tehe last part makes it all bad. |
| From: |
I fucked sarah on May 11, 2005 @ 6:53 pm |
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she is bald down there, so tight, loves her clit licked, it drives her nuts, loves to be fucked with a finger in her ass, lets go again soon sarah |
| From: |
emma on May 25, 2005 @ 5:37 am |
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u funking frek |
| From: |
Krista on June 29, 2005 @ 1:29 am |
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that was stupid.... |
| From: |
luke456 on October 11, 2005 @ 6:23 am |
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How dumb are you? |
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