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haha ur mom is laid
Posted by: dylan on May 7, 2005 @ 6:40 pm

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ur mom is like a vacuum she sucks she blows and she gets laid in the closet.


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From: lacy on May 13, 2005 @ 7:09 pm
Comment: its funnier than a 5

From: pennis lover on May 20, 2005 @ 4:25 pm
Comment: what do micheal jackson and wall mart have in comon?????????? little bois pants half off

From: Michael Jackson on May 21, 2005 @ 12:49 pm
Comment: I love that penis lover guy.

From: funny man on May 21, 2005 @ 11:18 pm
Comment: ur mom is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered thrown in the gutter then comes back for more

From: Rachel on May 22, 2005 @ 12:10 am
Comment: This is the stupidest site ever. the jokes r old!!! you only have 4 jokes.how lame!!!!!!

From: Veronica Vagina on May 22, 2005 @ 12:21 am
Comment: i like that penis guy too, michael jackson! he sounds sooooo hott!!! do u wanna try him in bed wit me? i no i do call me at 1 800 eat shit

From: robert e lee on May 22, 2005 @ 2:57 pm
Comment: this site is devestating talking about body parts is something a scallywag would do you should all be ashamed of yourselves remember you have to face god one time or another you will be rejected and sent to hell. HELL I say HELL oh ya, stop putting up ur mom jokes they r sooooooooooo old since like when I was born that was like a long time ago one mor thing learn how to spell or go back to flippin skool cuz i no all yall need it BAD sincerely, ur pimp rob

From: robert e lee on May 23, 2005 @ 2:20 pm
Comment: by the way jesus loves anal sex

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From: ashston on May 25, 2005 @ 11:39 am
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From: blackzebra420 on May 25, 2005 @ 4:59 pm
Comment: stupid
the vacum is always liad in the colset

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From: straight o.g on May 31, 2005 @ 11:33 pm
Comment: hey pens lover or mark huey the 3 remember ur mom fat ass and veronica vagina hes not hot if it is mark huey

From: straight o.g on May 31, 2005 @ 11:36 pm
Comment: hey u wanna know why michael jacksons back hurts every kid he rapes is half his size

From: straight o.g on May 31, 2005 @ 11:38 pm
Comment: ur moms like a mosquito you have to slap her or she will keep sucking and sucking

From: straight o.g on May 31, 2005 @ 11:43 pm
Comment: michael jacksons mom is so big the satelite in spaced detected a new country

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From: moebro on June 1, 2005 @ 4:17 pm
Comment: ur mom sucks dick

From: fuxk on June 1, 2005 @ 4:20 pm
Comment: mother fuckers u suck ass holes ur penis isnt bigger than ur moms biaatch

From: dis blows on June 1, 2005 @ 10:54 pm
Comment: ur momma is so fat her rolls spell out her name BIG BITCH!!!!!

fuck u fuckers dis site is lame
and all ur moms r skanky dirty cheesy skanks dat work on du corner!!!

From: stoner on June 5, 2005 @ 6:24 pm
Comment: dude u no wat i see flowers and bears floating in the air its great really great

From: u no wat on June 5, 2005 @ 6:28 pm
Comment: hey u no how many times dis blows used skank to many

From: hella-cool on June 5, 2005 @ 8:25 pm
Comment: i’m cool and not just cool hella-cool which is almost like saying ultra cool but even better pretty sweet huh?

From: richie on June 6, 2005 @ 2:33 pm
Comment: fuck all u bitches yes u

From: cornbread on June 6, 2005 @ 7:19 pm
Comment: you fucked ur mom last night now dont go trying to deny it

From: cornbread on June 6, 2005 @ 7:19 pm
Comment: you fucked ur mom last night now dont go trying to deny it

From: Fuck u u "pimp" on June 6, 2005 @ 7:24 pm
Comment: why did you all go to this web site its for all child milesters like micheal Jackson and pervs like you who are reading this!!!!!!

i just went to this web site to warn you all and give u tips:
dont go anywhere w/ micheal jackson
even his bed!!!!!!!!!!!!
he is pev and child milester
you all need to get a life and dont eat yellow snow

From: flapy flopy on june on June 6, 2005 @ 7:55 pm
Comment: michal jackson for ur info doping babing is so old so if thin ppl and ur old girlfriend r going to for give u think again sucker ur a fliping freak that wants revenge on some1 but u cant because ur a sexual hassmentator,in custity,and every1’s against u so there u go
p.s. sexual harassment for kids is old to

From: blanket on June 10, 2005 @ 12:51 am
Comment: plz lve my dada alome.
He let me drink from pepsi can tast gud

From: joker fuck on June 13, 2005 @ 1:26 pm
Comment: why was michal jackson in wallmart, he heard that boys pants was half off

but seriosly on a scale of 1-10, how old do you think michals boyfriend is?

From: G4rp5 on June 13, 2005 @ 1:41 pm
Comment: Wag1 al u bitches der cum giv me a blow den i wil lik ur pussys out nice an slow so u will enjoy it .

From: dylan on June 29, 2005 @ 7:19 pm
Comment: i am lost between a girls bathroom and a boys bathroom who am i

From: Short stuff on November 22, 2005 @ 5:08 am
Comment: O.k., im going in for more facial surgery..."do i need to get brest inplants next?"

From: Cenafan612 on November 26, 2005 @ 4:37 pm
Comment: your mom is like a vacuum she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet!

From: fatty on February 6, 2006 @ 7:58 am
Comment: yo mamma so fat she only got whistled at when she was in front of a trian track

   
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