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Snippet from the Trial
Posted by: Kelly on May 31, 2005 @ 11:02 pm
A little story from the Michael Jackson trial.
His lawyer advised him not to take the stand because Mike wanted to sing his rendition of an old Elton John song in his defense.
He wanted to sing to the jury,"I Won’t Let Your Son Go Down On Me." |
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!@#$%^&*(() on June 1, 2005 @ 6:44 pm |
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that’s pretty good |
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krazy on June 1, 2005 @ 11:33 pm |
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that is sum funny ass shit |
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michael jackson on June 3, 2005 @ 5:35 pm |
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i am going to kill you you little fucking bastard i mean it die bastard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Tony on June 3, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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You have totally missed the point, asshole. |
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the funky goose on June 4, 2005 @ 12:02 pm |
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nice try but essentially piss weak |
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michael jackson on June 5, 2005 @ 1:29 am |
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not for sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BEAT IT BEAT IT SHOW ME HOW TO JERK IT SHOW ME HOW TO SPANK IT.. IT DOESNT MATTER WHO BITES IT JUST BEAT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Mike on June 6, 2005 @ 12:23 am |
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This man orderd his kid an x- box for Christmas it was on lay away. A couple of white trash peopel come and pick it up the kid is so sad that he didn’t get his x- box. The guy goes back to the store and asks for directions for the trailer park. He arrives and when he goes into the trailer his sees that a couple of kids fighting over it one them say "it’s my sex box and her name is sony"! |
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hunnibee on June 6, 2005 @ 12:09 pm |
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i dont get this joke and its crap so there anyone who thinks they can do better please write some jokes |
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blanket on June 7, 2005 @ 1:28 am |
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my daady sings to me. |
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Beans on June 8, 2005 @ 10:03 pm |
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Hey Mike on June 6th, 2005, Get a Fucking Life And Quit Stealing Lines From TV Shows, you copying writting bastard. |
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that kid on June 9, 2005 @ 6:52 pm |
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..................( fuc mike he did it
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Hamdoodle on June 18, 2005 @ 1:47 am |
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stupid ass old joke |
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