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airplane ride
Posted by: cameron on June 11, 2005 @ 6:29 am
Pope Benedict 16th, Osama Bin Laden, & Michael Jacskon are on a small plane with 3 boy scouts and a single pilot.
A huge problem occured when the pilot died of a sudden heart attack , and the plane spun out of control. Even worse, it emerged that there were only 3 parachuctes to go between 6 people. The Pope spoke first. "I think we should give them to the boy scouts"
Bin Laden said "What! - no way, screw the boy scouts!" - Michael Jackson’s face lit up immediately - "Is there time for that?......." |
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Michael Jackson on June 14, 2005 @ 10:58 am |
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I’m Inosent didn’t you see or hear the news dude.
Good job they shifted in the same jury as OJ tho hey
I think it was my stunt in my pj’s that the jury liked |
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Michael Jackson on June 21, 2005 @ 4:16 pm |
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I am Guilty cuz i screw little boys and suck their dicks! |
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Peggy on June 24, 2005 @ 9:22 am |
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Okay whatever M.J. But those pajamas were hot! And Bert what is your deal with people being fat? It is their choice they can do stuff about it but most don’t. You calling them fat and lard is just going to feel worthless and eat even more b/c they won’t know what to do that is the only thing they know to do to make them feel better. You know one of these days you will say that to the wrong person and you will regret it too! |
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ScArEd on June 27, 2005 @ 12:57 pm |
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I know, and you always put your rants at the most, irritating, random, innapropriatte places. |
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mICHAEL JACKSON on September 25, 2005 @ 3:49 am |
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i AM OFFENDED! |
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