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Funny Shit!!!!!!
Posted by: Lick my Cheeseburger on July 3, 2005 @ 1:59 am

Go Back

A little boy goes up to his mother and asks, "Is God a male or a female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well, God is both a male and
a female."
This confuses the little boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well, God is both black and white."
At this, the boy’s face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks,
"Is Michael Jackson God?"


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From: Lick my Cheeseburger on July 10, 2005 @ 5:47 am
Comment: Thank you

From: WiseRedHedgehog on July 10, 2005 @ 4:01 pm
Comment: That’s possible only in America :a poor black boy became a rich white woman...LOL!!!

From: Gary on July 12, 2005 @ 3:35 am
Comment: That’s a pretty good joke!! Good job bro

From: wes on July 14, 2005 @ 8:20 am
Comment: Its STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: phatcat on July 14, 2005 @ 6:10 pm
Comment: Crazy sh**

From: haha on July 15, 2005 @ 7:01 am
Comment: thats some funny shit

From: poop on July 16, 2005 @ 4:50 pm
Comment: poop

From: dodo on July 16, 2005 @ 4:51 pm
Comment: dodo

From: skittles on July 16, 2005 @ 4:51 pm
Comment: the intresting thing about this joke is that i like cheese

From: Cotton SInk on July 17, 2005 @ 11:09 am
Comment: Nice Joke man that was funny

From: ummmm on July 20, 2005 @ 5:51 pm
Comment: i heard that when i was like 7

From: john on July 20, 2005 @ 5:53 pm
Comment: woooooooooooooooooooooo

From: chronic on July 27, 2005 @ 4:45 am
Comment: be more funny if i was high

From: john 2 different on August 7, 2005 @ 6:51 am
Comment: joke is so old my friends told it to me in grade like 2..im in grade 6 now

From: Kristen on August 11, 2005 @ 7:05 am
Comment: That ois such an oldie,duh they used that for the Jokes Little Johnny!!!!!Come on ya’ll can do better than that!!!!!!

From: Kristen on August 11, 2005 @ 7:05 am
Comment: That ois such an oldie,duh they used that for the Jokes Little Johnny!!!!!Come on ya’ll can do better than that!!!!!!

From: Lizard on August 12, 2005 @ 8:40 am
Comment: Shut the fuck up Kristen

From: joe 87 on November 4, 2005 @ 5:19 am
Comment: i didnt like the way u used god in the joke.u should of used the devil instead

From: Amy on November 5, 2005 @ 1:56 pm
Comment: your awsomely stupid jokes rock aass!!

   
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