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Jew and Jackson
Posted by: Michael Shanklin on July 26, 2005 @ 5:00 am

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One day Michael Jackson and a Rabbi were walking down the street when they noticed three little boys. Michael Jackson said, "Let’s go screw them," and the rabbi said, "Out of what?"


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From: Taxidermist on July 28, 2005 @ 6:00 pm
Comment: Okay i guess...

From: sam on July 30, 2005 @ 6:14 am
Comment: i dont really get it

From: saddam on July 30, 2005 @ 6:14 am
Comment: you suck at jokes kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

From: pickles on July 30, 2005 @ 6:14 am
Comment: what ??

From: bsnbbgjgfufh on July 30, 2005 @ 6:14 am
Comment: that is so shit

From: ace on July 31, 2005 @ 6:24 am
Comment: it’s ok but it’s not that funny

From: ure mam on August 2, 2005 @ 2:49 pm
Comment: ur shit at jokes so go suck ur mam

From: king at jokes on August 2, 2005 @ 2:49 pm
Comment: it sucksssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: ur gae on August 2, 2005 @ 2:49 pm
Comment: u guys suck at jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Mike Shanklin on August 4, 2005 @ 9:31 am
Comment: I did not post this joke..... I’LL get who did this in my name.... Brian?

From: yolanda on August 4, 2005 @ 9:31 am
Comment: i dont get it

From: brittany on August 4, 2005 @ 5:09 pm
Comment: i dont get it?....????...yahuh

From: killer on August 15, 2005 @ 6:35 pm
Comment: i’m so confused

From: bob on August 16, 2005 @ 6:22 pm
Comment: u suck ball u bitch

From: nazi on August 23, 2005 @ 2:54 pm
Comment: really fucking funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!seriously

From: Anon on August 23, 2005 @ 2:56 pm
Comment: That was freaking hilarious. Yall are obviously too young to understand it. There’s an old stereotype that Jews are really good at making money, some would say screwing people out of money. As a Jew, it doesn’t offend me, because I know it’s not really true, but some of the most successful people in Hollywood are Jews (such as producers and such). It’s funny if you get it and a joke you have to explain is never funny. LOL

From: Flea on August 26, 2005 @ 8:39 am
Comment: I’ve read so many fuckin jokes yet not one is funny,fuck all u homos,get out more,go see a movie or actually meet a girl u pricks,take ur jackass jokes and ur homosexual ways back 2 watever hole u managed 2 crawl out off u bent cunts!!!!

From: sammie on August 29, 2005 @ 4:21 pm
Comment: i love it!!!! ha ha ha cool!!

From: lil c on August 31, 2005 @ 5:01 am
Comment: that shit is mad wack you motha fuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas

From: Bandito on September 2, 2005 @ 5:25 am
Comment: Ay caramba Que basuda es eso. To eres un tonto! Stupido!

From: me on September 12, 2005 @ 4:58 am
Comment: i liked it......everybody else sucks balls

From: katie on September 13, 2005 @ 6:24 am
Comment: Sorry i didn’t get it

From: Some guy on September 14, 2005 @ 7:21 am
Comment: I get it and its ok. The joke is trying to say Jews screw people out of their stuff. the Michael
Jackson part is self explanitory.

From: Jakkc on September 15, 2005 @ 5:40 am
Comment: wow U SUCK... DIE

From: that was SHIT!!!!!! on September 17, 2005 @ 6:12 am
Comment: that was CRAP and Michael needs to get out more often

From: that was SHIT!!!!!! on September 17, 2005 @ 6:12 am
Comment: that was CRAP and Michael needs to get out more often

From: go fuck a pig on September 21, 2005 @ 8:55 am
Comment: look at name

From: OneEyedChicklet on October 7, 2005 @ 3:19 pm
Comment: That was hilarious! Loved it

From: meagain on October 28, 2005 @ 5:00 pm
Comment: got to say thats the best joke ive read yet on here

From: tiffany on November 4, 2005 @ 5:19 am
Comment: that was like... really stupid... i dident get it .. all i got was that mike wanted to fuck the boys.....

From: CodyWho on November 8, 2005 @ 7:30 am
Comment: Yeah

From: andre fernandez on March 22, 2006 @ 8:03 am
Comment: hey kid stop trying 2 hide that u were molested by michael jacksonand u r making fun of
him

also that joke sux

   
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