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mj vacation
Posted by: Dennis on November 13, 2005 @ 1:04 pm

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MJ had to go to court again. Bored as usual, he was not paying any attin whatsoever. All he heard he thought was "Cancun Mexico" a very popular vacation spot.. He left the court room knowing he had to come back next week for transportation. There he was standing in the court room, wearing a sombreo, poncho, a goat bag full of tequila, and a maracha in each hand. The judge looked and said. What the fuck are you doing? Does this sentence seem to be a joke to you? No replied MJ. Im already for my vacation to Cancun. I didnt say Cancun, you dumb ass (said the judge) I SAID , IM SENDING YOU TO THE "CAN YOU COON"


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From: *Staring* on November 20, 2005 @ 12:12 pm
Comment: WTF kinda JOKE WAS DAT~?!!?!??!?!!?!
LEARN TO TELL JOKES DUDE HONESTLY.

From: btmsopi on November 22, 2005 @ 5:08 am
Comment: that f***ing sucked

From: leemo on November 26, 2005 @ 4:37 pm
Comment: omg thats great im guessin they dont know what a coon is if they think that aint funney

From: ROFLman on November 30, 2005 @ 11:07 am
Comment: What the fuck are you trying to do to make people laugh? U fuckin’ suck.

From: Dizturbed on November 30, 2005 @ 11:09 am
Comment: was that a joke?

From: JIMMBO on December 14, 2005 @ 8:49 am
Comment: GOOD CHRIST YOU NARROW MINDED INBRED,SON OF A CONSERVATIVE!!!!!
How the hell does your infinately nano sized brain manage to think with so much snail mail confusion goin on in there!Yes the guy is fucked up, coz of his parents and bloody paparrazzi for decades while growing up but shit, thats just you takin a cheap shot and showing your inner fear. Racism isint big or clever and starts fuckin genocide you fool.

From: Jen on February 14, 2006 @ 2:17 am
Comment: Jimmbo dude you sound like a freakin GRANDPA! Nice joke I loved it! And to all of you who don’t know what a COON is god your stupid!

From: Jen on February 14, 2006 @ 2:17 am
Comment: Jimmbo dude you sound like a freakin GRANDPA! Nice joke I loved it! And to all of you who don’t know what a COON is god your stupid!

   
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