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MJ?s Book
Posted by: Brian on December 3, 2005 @ 8:17 pm
| Rumor has it in the publishing industry that Michael Jackson?s new book will be titled The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing |
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Owl on December 6, 2005 @ 3:23 pm |
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Brian you were molested werent you |
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carmel on December 7, 2005 @ 11:20 am |
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brian takes cock |
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ghandi on December 8, 2005 @ 3:52 pm |
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your on crack aren’t you? |
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mark thomas on December 11, 2005 @ 7:14 am |
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funny as shit
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SAM on December 11, 2005 @ 7:14 am |
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dude thats pretty wierd |
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jay on December 11, 2005 @ 7:15 am |
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your mama so fat shes gay
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Born in October on December 14, 2005 @ 8:49 am |
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Your momma is so fat aliens started life on her because they thought she was a planet.
Your momma is so fat she had a stroke...
Your momma is so ugly picasso couldnt draw her
Your momma is so fat she thought her dad was king kong.
She also smells like turd. |
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disser on December 16, 2005 @ 4:57 pm |
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ok listen those disses are as horrible as the joke man
ur momma so fat her belt size is equater
ur momma so fat when i ran around her twice, i got lost
ur so dumb u throw a ball at the ground and missed
ur so dumb u walked into an antique store and asked-whats new?
ur momma so fat when she went skydiving she got stuck in the sky
remember this, these disses arent meant for anyone in this joke thing or in the whole site,im just making a point that there are better disses thank you |
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dj on December 16, 2005 @ 4:57 pm |
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your mama is so fat, she could fit on the toylit
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ryan on December 18, 2005 @ 3:30 pm |
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you all suck at jokes
yo mommas like a shotgun- two cocks and she’s ready to blow
yo mommas like a doorknob- everyone gets a turn
yo mommas like a hard wear store- 25 cents per screw
yo mommas so ugly, she’s the reason why yo mommas so ugly jokes were started |
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ss on December 23, 2005 @ 2:10 pm |
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fuck you guys |
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who cares on January 1, 2006 @ 9:23 am |
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funny? or humiliating? |
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sammi.g on January 4, 2006 @ 6:54 pm |
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your mommas so ugly she makes blind people cry
so fuk ya’ll bitches cuz im the best at disses. OHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! |
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youallspankthemonkey on January 13, 2006 @ 8:23 am |
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you guys all suck cock. that is the worst display of disses i’ve ever seen
your momma is so poor her boobs are real
your momma is so fat that when she stands on a weight scale it reads only one person
please
uhhhhhh thats right i’ll pink sock you all and tie it to my car bumper and then drive away
uhhhhh game over |
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nasty fuck on January 13, 2006 @ 8:23 am |
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brian did michael have both hands on your shoulders while he bent you over |
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Clay on January 13, 2006 @ 8:24 am |
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yo mamma like a vacuum cleaner, sucks blows and gets laid in the closet |
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deniss mom on January 30, 2006 @ 3:28 pm |
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im so fat that i got baptized with shamu |
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loser on February 14, 2006 @ 2:16 am |
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ur momma so smelley not even a dog will smell her croch!
HAHAHA |
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Jen on February 14, 2006 @ 2:16 am |
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WoW some of those were pretty good..even my blonde friend got some!! Hey deniss mom if you gonna talk about yourself like that I suggest that you go to a doctor! |
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Hot Shit on February 28, 2006 @ 10:29 am |
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Your mom is like a hocky game it takes her 3 periods to change her pads.
Your dad is like concrete, it takes him a week to get hard. |
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Kiss this on February 28, 2006 @ 10:29 am |
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OK here are some GOOD ones
Ur teeth are so yellow that the sun gets guelous
ur teeth are so yellow that u spit out butter
ur so stupid that u put a quarter in a parking metere and u were waiting 4 a gumball to come out
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spikey on February 28, 2006 @ 10:29 am |
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ur mom is so ugly she entered a beauty contest and they said sorry no professionals
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roberto on February 28, 2006 @ 10:29 am |
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hey loser this is for you your so stupid you failed a blood test |
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asslikedat on February 28, 2006 @ 10:29 am |
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u guys wana here a diss
urself
hahahahahahhh helrouusss |
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disses on March 22, 2006 @ 8:02 am |
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your moms like a pool table balls go in and balls come out |
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jackass on March 22, 2006 @ 8:03 am |
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you’re mom is so fat it took me 2 trains and a bus to get on her bad side her. |
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