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mickey mouse
Posted by: joey h on December 16, 2005 @ 9:05 pm

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what does mickey mouse and michael jackson have in common?




they both wear white gloves, they both have a amusement park in their backyard, their both black and white, they both love kids, they both have fucked up noses, they both wear tight clothes, and they both have a high pitch voice.


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From: unknown on December 20, 2005 @ 4:06 pm
Comment: good one

From: brian on December 25, 2005 @ 11:37 am
Comment: crap

From: M.E on January 1, 2006 @ 9:23 am
Comment: i think u forgot the funny part

From: alwysasoldier on January 1, 2006 @ 9:23 am
Comment: that had me laughing my ass off

From: UNKNOWN on January 1, 2006 @ 9:23 am
Comment: good joke nice 1 cos his nose is really f****d up!!!!!!!!!!!l LOL

From: me on January 2, 2006 @ 6:01 pm
Comment: shamone

From: someone on January 2, 2006 @ 6:02 pm
Comment: haha i like it lol i got one:
Michael jackson is staying in a hotel and a man from room service comes up and asks him what film he wants and the man says: "What about Jungle book?"
And Michael says: Nope; "Bring aladdin (a-l-adin)

From: kenny on January 8, 2006 @ 6:14 am
Comment: i liked it it was ok but i have bettter

From: Mariah on January 8, 2006 @ 6:15 am
Comment: that was GAY i thought jokes were suppos4ed to be funny!!!

From: the dork on January 13, 2006 @ 8:23 am
Comment: Whats Michel Jackson’s favorite food?? Venna sauages , that crack head!

From: biotch on January 13, 2006 @ 8:23 am
Comment: that was the funniest one ive ever heard...................lol...................................ahahahahahahahah.................NOT that was the stupidest ever i heard that when i was in pre-k

From: clare on January 13, 2006 @ 8:24 am
Comment: what the fuck was that all bout ?

From: ??? on January 25, 2006 @ 10:26 am
Comment: that was the most fuking gay joke i have ever seen i wasted about 10 seconds on my life on taht shit. get a fucking life and kill yourself

From: Victoria Gadd on February 14, 2006 @ 2:16 am
Comment: Do you all not have anything else better 2do than make jokes at Michael Jackson who was found INNOCENT, NOT GUILTY of all charges???

Get a life!

From: pimp on February 28, 2006 @ 10:28 am
Comment: do your like Micheal jackson to you blow

From: mike on February 28, 2006 @ 10:29 am
Comment: thors mom is hott

From: andre fernandez on March 22, 2006 @ 8:03 am
Comment: holy shit that was sooo mother fuckin gay cuz wat the point of putting this stuff on the
computer wen all ready no it

whoeva made this joke should go a fuckin life u cunt

From: ASHLEY on March 22, 2006 @ 8:03 am
Comment: I THOUGHT THE JOKE WAS FUNNY....HAHA

   
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