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Funniest michael jackson joke ever
Posted by: Itty on December 17, 2005 @ 9:20 pm

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Q: did you hear michael jackson was at the mall

A: yea why?

Q: little boys pants were half off



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Q: Michael jackson is opening a new stations casino in vegas

A: oh cool whats it called

Q: MolleStation


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From: paige on December 20, 2005 @ 4:06 pm
Comment: thick you r thick

From: unknown on December 20, 2005 @ 4:06 pm
Comment: that was funny. i hate that gay idiot! who agrees with me?

From: Stephanie on December 23, 2005 @ 2:10 pm
Comment: I agree he is so gay!

From: THE_CAT_ on December 23, 2005 @ 2:10 pm
Comment: i think you are ment to say "no why" not yes why

From: THE_CAT_ on December 23, 2005 @ 2:10 pm
Comment: i think you are ment to say "no why" not yes why

From: tina on December 24, 2005 @ 5:53 am
Comment: that was so gay please stop while your ahead

From: gary on December 25, 2005 @ 11:37 am
Comment: aren’t all M.J. jokes gay?

From: blondie on December 29, 2005 @ 7:04 pm
Comment: hey gary, do u mean thay all mj jokes are gay because mj is great?

From: Mariah on January 8, 2006 @ 6:15 am
Comment: Hey Blondie he meant wut he meant i am a blonde also and it is BLONDEs like u that give other blondes a bad name!!!! P.S i thought that joke was pretty funny!!

From: holly jilly on January 8, 2006 @ 6:15 am
Comment: thats gay

From: anonymous on January 13, 2006 @ 8:23 am
Comment: they were the sukiest jokes of michal jackson i hav eva heard

From: .. me on January 18, 2006 @ 6:19 am
Comment: *~ HOW CAN U TELL WHEN MICHEAL JACKSON IS HOME ~*...?
AWNSER: THERES A TRICYCLE IN THA DRIVE WAY


From: ALL U FUCKERS R GAY on January 18, 2006 @ 6:19 am
Comment: THIS IS A GAY JOKE AND UR ALL R FUKING HOMO’S

From: sexyandunoit on January 25, 2006 @ 10:25 am
Comment: ha ha that wuz funny and tha one from "me" yeah well otay peace out

From: billy on January 30, 2006 @ 3:28 pm
Comment: Q) What do michael jaclson and zits have in common

A) They both wait till your 12 to come on your face!


Q) What does michae jackson and PS2 have in common

A) Little boys turn them on

From: Monty on February 14, 2006 @ 2:16 am
Comment: If you want a real michael jackson joke read this:

My mates got one of those new hi tech stereo’s here if you say the type of music that you want, it will play it. For example if you say blues, it will play blues, and if you say rock, it will play rock. Anyway one day he was driving his car and some kids ran out in front of him chasing a ball. He slammed on the brakes and said FUCKING KIDS. Michael Jackson came on.

From: non of ur business on February 28, 2006 @ 10:29 am
Comment: who eva rote dat we r homos is a gay michael jackson fan

From: budwiser on March 22, 2006 @ 8:02 am
Comment: classic joke

   
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