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I Beat Michael Jackson
Posted by: stevie on February 11, 2006 @ 1:10 am
A guy walked up to me and asked why I had a license plate frame on my van that said "I beat Michael Jackson". I said that that self-declared sissy Michael Jackson had challenged me, a real man, to a game of jacks. I probably could even beat him at drugging little boys, if I wanted to, so I said yes. And I did- went all the way through 12s when she, I mean he, was still on 3.
That queer could not understand the concept of grabbing 4 because he was stuck on grabbing 3- A LITTLE PENIS AND 2 LITTLE BALLS!!! |
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Waldo Poopy on February 28, 2006 @ 10:28 am |
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I think these jokes politically incorrect!!!! Just this morning I was eating breakfast when the phone rang.
It was Rambo and he said that he needed 5$ for a new lightbulb. I told him about the bible.
There are just so many thing wrong with todays culture. People are eating less carbs and more
candles!!! It’s just insane!!! So now that I’m going to be the next president of the world, I’ve decided to make some changes!!! Starting now all women must be bi-sexual. God Damit!!!!!! NO more paint.
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Colin on February 28, 2006 @ 10:29 am |
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What a dead end joke |
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joe on February 28, 2006 @ 10:29 am |
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it sucked |
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bignatesfate on February 28, 2006 @ 10:29 am |
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that really wasnt funny although he might of done those things your joke is expressing more of your opinion than a joke |
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a on February 28, 2006 @ 10:29 am |
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what??? |
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A on March 22, 2006 @ 8:02 am |
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THAT WAS SUCH A STUPID JOKE IF I EVER HEARD ONE MYSELF |
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KINGKONGal on March 22, 2006 @ 8:03 am |
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yea that was a very bad joke with no ending |
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bob on March 22, 2006 @ 8:03 am |
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what the fuck
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Stevie on March 22, 2006 @ 8:03 am |
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Who are you talking about? Waldo Poopy put in his joke- Waldo Poopy must be some kind of thief to try to stop somebody else having a laugh! |
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jamima on March 22, 2006 @ 8:03 am |
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im no laughin |
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ads on March 22, 2006 @ 8:03 am |
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that was BORING |
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