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Fkin lil kids
Posted by: Slimnicky07 on March 16, 2004 @ 9:43 pm

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A lady just bought a brand new car, it was all fancy it had this new thing where you say out loud the kind of music you want to hear and your radio turns on that kind of song. So the lady was drivin down the road and she says "country" the radio turns to a country radio station. she then says "rock ’n’ roll" the radio turns to a rock and roll radio station.she’s driving along when some kids run out in front of her car while she is driving. The lady yells "YOU FUCKIN LITTLE KIDS" and Micheal jackson comes on, on the radio!!!


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From: biaTCH on March 17, 2004 @ 8:37 pm
Comment: too mother fuckin long

From: solow on March 18, 2004 @ 7:48 pm
Comment: thats fucked up!!! (but funny as hell)

From: critic on March 23, 2004 @ 9:41 am
Comment: Thank sucked

From: mk on March 26, 2004 @ 10:43 pm
Comment: you really made me laugh

From: rick james bia on April 2, 2004 @ 4:32 pm
Comment: that sucked yall need to erase that shit

From: Andrew on April 8, 2004 @ 1:05 am
Comment: Y don’t u fukin leave him alon! Give the guy a break! Innocent till proven guilty!!

From: charlotte on April 10, 2004 @ 7:35 am
Comment: he doesnt deserveto be leftalone. hes a nasty fuck who needs to leave little kids almone!! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF HE RAPED YOUR KID??????

From: Scott on April 11, 2004 @ 2:38 am
Comment: that’s one smart car1

From: Onemeanbitch on April 12, 2004 @ 1:50 am
Comment: Fuck that child fucking pervert. There is PROOF you muthafuckin moron. Michael Jackson is sick sick human...he is obscessed with cosmetic surgery, he is obscessed with little boys and their little weenies, and he is obscessed with being a white he-she. Anyone who supports this demented sick child molesting pervert, needs their head examined, and a good dose of shock treatment. As for that sick fuck.....let him rot in a jail somewhere, he can be Big Bubba’s cell bitch.

From: Derek on April 13, 2004 @ 7:43 pm
Comment: Hahahahahahahahaha that was histerical in a good way. Andrew why are u on this website if you like michael Jackson?!

From: someone on April 20, 2004 @ 12:25 pm
Comment: heard it all before

From: ANA on May 3, 2004 @ 4:00 pm
Comment: MAN U PLAYED OUT THAT JOKE! HOW MANNY HUNDRED TIMES HAVE I HEARD THAT 1?

From: lina on May 6, 2004 @ 11:22 am
Comment: it was aight

From: dolores on May 23, 2004 @ 5:42 pm
Comment: sucks

From: Holli on June 11, 2004 @ 11:24 am
Comment: I’ve heard better but it was quite good i suppose

From: crusty panties on July 5, 2004 @ 1:06 am
Comment: onemeanbitch.. man do i agree with that shit. fuck that child molesting bastard... and the rest of you MJ cry babies.

From: Peter cooper on July 11, 2004 @ 2:57 pm
Comment: I think the joke is verry sick but i liked it verry much

From: L.Avaient on July 11, 2004 @ 3:03 pm
Comment: I am a great fan of michel jackson I thik he is a great singer and performer and so what if he fidles with lil boys it is up to him what he dose in him spair time leave the man alone I suppot him in every way

form Lee Avaient

From: Chrissie on August 14, 2004 @ 7:01 pm
Comment: wtf is is probleme he is so guay if he dose that o and im 16 and i just lost my boy friend and i need someone so i coudl be whit i never kiss a girl but i woudl like to try, so come and fuck me!!


my e-mail is chrissie_butler@hotmail.com

From: jackson hater on November 2, 2004 @ 5:00 pm
Comment: to lee: i bet you wouldn’t be saying that if it was your little boy he molested. that could only come from an idiot who doesn’t have kids. he may be a good performer and singer, but he is a rotten human being. if he was some guy off the street, he would be in jail, but because he is "michael jackson" he is able to walk around free, to molest other innocent little kids.

From: Dang on February 17, 2005 @ 11:38 pm
Comment: Man that nigga at heart just got broke that was hilarious

From: NUNYA on February 18, 2005 @ 5:57 pm
Comment: JKSDBFG;KJSDF

From: jozzy on March 10, 2005 @ 9:15 am
Comment: that was great it was a little long but love it he scarys me so much......................................

From: hi on October 6, 2005 @ 7:12 am
Comment: ive hered it before and dats not it it is

I got a new car stereo the other day. When I shout "Soul", it plays soul music. When I shout "Rock", it plays rock music. Today, these kids ran in front of my car and I shouted "F#cking kids!!!!" It played Michael Jackson.

From: Blueman on November 5, 2005 @ 1:56 pm
Comment: That shit was gangster.

   
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